So-called beautiful celebrities you find UGLY

i think brad pitt and jennifer anniston will have exceptionally ugly children, their potential ugliness is masked by well-groomed expense.

i think elizabeth hurley is begginning to look really tacky, in her trying to look young.

Sarah Jessica Parker is hot if you acknowledge your obvious ugliness.

posh spice
carmen kass
i agree with:
cameron diaz
julia roberts
tom cruise

“your” in SJP should read “Her”

You’re not.

You are talking about the woman I love, dadgummit!

Cameron Diaz is 50/50. Half the time she’s beautiful, half she’s hideous.

Penelope Cruz…I just don’t get her.

You are not alone.

Not that she’s considered “beautiful” by any stretch of the imagination but allow me to take a pot shot at Courtney Love .

God, I think she is just the nastiest, skankiest, BLECCH.

There was a “Before She Was Famous” video I saw of her and holy frijoles was she ugly.

Dyan “I’ve been shot in the face with a” Cannon: Apparently, the Dead Kennedys were able to look into the future when they named their Plastic Surgery Disasters after her.

Joan Rivers: never a beauty too begin with. Another “celeb” who needs a plastic surgery intervention.

Callista Flockhart: Only slightly cute before she forgot how to eat.

Lucy Liu: shave her head, paint her gray and she’d be a big hit in Roswell.

Meg Ryan: Used to be cute, but cute doesn’t age well

Penelope Cruz: why did Tom dump her? she looks to much like him

One more.

Remarkably unappealing man; I’ve never been able to stand him in any movie.

Heather Locklear’s - sneers rather than smiles and walks like she is straddling a log

Helen Hunt - walks like a duck with her feet splayed wide apart

Ben Affleck - I think ice runs thru his veins instead of blood - cold and lifeless.

Leo DiCaprio - The guy is so emaciated and completely a soft wimpie sort

There are people who don’t like Mel? :eek: He’s a god.

I’ll second the following nominations:

Tom Cruise. I liked him back when he had a crooked nose and an overbite. I’ll bet he gets pedicures, the froot loop.

Brad Pitt: Give me a man with a few muscles, please.

Cameron Diaz, Minnie Driver, Nicole Kidman and Pamela Anderson.

I’d also like to nominate:

Russell Crowe: For gawd’s sake, man, put down the beer and try not to be so freaking grumpy.

Robert Redford: Even in his heyday, which was a looong time ago, I didn’t find him particularly attractive.

Marilyn Monroe: Ditto. She was just another blonde bombshell, IMO.

Kevin Costner: My doormat is more charismatic.

Matt Damon: He seems like a nice chap and he’s got a good head on his shoulders, but I’ve dated guys better looking than him.

Justin Timberlake: Who is this little squirt? I don’t think the dude has pubic hairs yet. Yet all my nieces are nuts about him. It’s a mystery.

i have to disagree with this choice, theres no way victoria can be called ugly!

SJP two words Min Ger!

You Sir, are a cad, Sir!

You’re talking about the woman I love there, buddy. Those crazy crooked teeth, voice like a barking seal…, mmmm…, Isabella… (besides, her mother Ingrid Bergman…, well all I can say is “grrrowwll!”)

You have the right to your opinion, but in this case it is wrong :wink:

I’ll have to go in for Drew Barrymore. I can’t believe no one’s mentioned Tory Spelling. She’s got a nice body, but what happened to her face?

I have to recant what I said about Heather and Helen it was awfully mean of me and Im feeling guilty about it though I don’t know why- Im just in a foul mood - though I meant what I said about the boys.

Anyway Im going fishing now -

Sarah Jessica Parker is, how do I say it, too horsey-faced to be beautiful or even attractive

Helen Hunt pinched up face, very unattractive

Anna Nicole Smith hideous looking

Britney Spears hard to say what she really looks like, but is so provacative. I sure would like to see her naked or is it nekkid, to make a final judgement

The Baldwin brothers. I have seen Alec Baldwin in one or two movies where he’s not bad-looking, but the rest of the time, yuck.

Leonardo DiCaprio. Chris O’Donnell. Nicholas Cage.

There are quite a few actors that were okay, or even attractive, in the first movie or two I saw them in, and since have just somehow become ugly since them (perhaps they no longer have that good makeup artist who was the only person who coule make them attractive?) such as Brad Pitt, Russell Crowe, Kevin Costner.

Blasphemy!

:confused: You must be thinking of a different Penelope Cruz. If Helen of Troy didn’t look like her, Paris was a moron.
However, I fail to understand anyone’s attraction to the following:
Nicole Kidman (she looks like a mannequin)
Any member of a ‘boy band’
and…

…well I can’t think of anyone else off the top of my head, but I’ll keep trying.

That’s right.

In fact, I’m alarmed at how cruel some of these remarks have been. Look, Cameron Diaz et al. may be celebrities, but they’re still human beings. It’s one thing to say that you find them unattractive, but there’s no need to go overboard. How would you feel if someone said that your mother had a “horsey face” or that she looked like she had been shot by a cannon?

Geez, what planet are you guys from?!? :confused:

Although I can accept not considering them raving beauties, Cameron Diaz, Uma Thurman, Sandra Bullock and Sarah Jessica Parker are hardly ugly.

And I’m sorry, but I don’t see how any red-blooded, heterosexual male could not consider Nicole Kidman an unbelievable piece of ass! You might as well try and say that Jennifer Connelly or Natalie Portman are ugly (go ahead, I dare ya!) :mad:

I really can’t think of any celebrity that’s considered beautiful that I find downright ugly. I think Liza Minneli, Sandra Bernhard and Illeana Douglas are all pretty homely.

Tory doesn’t qualify for “so-called beautiful celebs”. I don’t know of anyone who thinks she’s attractive.

If Troy was slaughtered for anyone as ugly as Penelope Cruz, I’ll stop teaching The Iliad out of spite.

To each his own and all…but Dude, IMHO, she’s fugly.