From the wonderful people who brought you the Stinky Meat Projects I and II, the computerised pick-up line generator of your dreams is here! Presenting Bone-Easy, the Sex Acquisition Software!!! This has had me rolling for about twenty minutes now, and I just had to share. The best one I’ve gotten so far: “You seem to have lost your nuts. Quick, grab mine.”
That would work, wouldn’t it? 
I personally liked “You’ll do”
That is some funny stuff.
Oh, my goodness, my coworkers are looking at me funny.
"Call me a man-eater, but have you ever been used on a pimply backside in Algiers? "
Good stuff…
“What’s a unholy transvestite like you doing in a mosque like this?”
“Hold on while I slip into something a little more naked.”
“Let’s not beat around the bush, baby, that’s a nice hole–you selling timeshares?”
“Do you have a sister who isn’t so loose?”
…and finally, one sure to set off a flurry Pit threads against me for being so sacreligious:
“If God made anything more perverted than your ass, I hope he kept it for his husband’s mistress.”
Whatever that means…
Okay, evidently I’m easily entertained…More guaranteed pickup lines:
“My loins, your cleavage and a whole lotta consulting.”
“You know what they say about a protestant with malignant toes.”
“My hand isn’t going to hump itself.”
“What’s your sign? I hope it’s not cock-tease.”
“When are you going to drain that?”
“One hour with me, honeybuns, and you’ll become a protestant.”
“Are you incredibly perverted, or is it just that you have bad eyesight?”
I gotta quit this…
Those are supposed to be entertaining? Maybe I’m just a naturally somber person, but none of those elicted so much as a grin from me. Hell, some of them don’t even make sense! Protestant with malignant toes? Huh?
Well, you have to admit, as pickup lines go, it’s pretty absurd. It’s probably just me…