So go figure... I'm gay.

Hey, QuickSilver, quit hijacking your own thread. Ok, so you’re not gay, but you sure are an attention whore.

:smiley:

What’s up with that thumb ring?

A whore? For which team, may I ask?

Uh, Scott_plaid… I really need you to focus now mate. M’kay?

<whisper> *Shhh… it confuses the straights… * </whisper> :smiley:

Welcome to the revolution man! We’re fighting ignorance. Bleeding edge stuff I tell ya. :smiley:

Times sure have changed. I was only ever considered to be gay when I was hanging out with gay guys. But then I didn’t dress well, smell good or wear a thumb ring.

None at all.

Only a wedding ring.

I don’t consider it “gay”, but I don’t know why a guy wants to adorn himself in anyway, be it tattoos, combing his hair, earrings, nose rings, bracelets, necklaces.

Brush your teeth and wear some unscented deodorant. That’s all a guy should have to do.

:rolleyes:

It’s a miracle we stumbled out of the cave.
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We were forced out. . .because the cave had no place for window treatments.

Friend of mine had this exact “problem” at a fairly large company. All the women in the officer were convinced he was gay, and over the course of a year and a half he managed to convince most of them, one at a time, that he wasn’t gay… funny that they never told their friends…

So, quicksilver, is anything shaved below the neck? Do you have any piercings? Use mousse? Pluck your eyebrows? :dubious:

I’d get rid of the ring and, although I’m sure they look great on you, the assless chaps may be sending the wrong message.

Yeah, I know he keeps on saying he’s straight, but I just don’t believe it, due to those leather leggings, Balle_M.

Hmmm… I don’t dress particularly well, I don’t wear a thumb ring, I don’t stink, but nobody ever says I smell good and I talk about sports.
:eek:

People at work are gonna think I’m straight!

:eek:

Wait…do blowjobs count as “gay”?

Just 'cause you can auto-fellate doesn’t mean you’re gay. And don’t worry, it’s not the size that matters anyway, err, well that’s what I’ve heard.

This isn’t looking good for me…

I can’t believe that no one’s done this yet.

So, quicksilver, how you doin’ :wink:

Perhaps you shouldn’t have had your tongue in his ear.

–Cliffy

So somebody was saying something interesting a little while ago about those LoTR movies and stuff…

:stuck_out_tongue:

I have already told an old (female) friend that I want this said at my funeral.

"Kunilou was a perfect friend. He had fashion sense, he loved show tunes, and he could dish gossip with the best of us. He let me cry on his shoulder when I had boy problems and he never, ever violated my trust by trying to make a pass at me.

“Who the hell would have ever believed he was straight?”