Say. You don’t… wax anything, do you?
Next you’ll be telling me to lose the handlebar mustache, the leather vest and the Harley.
My skis. Sometimes my bicycle chain. But that’s it, I swear!
So…how often do you “wax your bicycle chain?” 
Just before the start of riding season and then as needed depending on how much…
Hey! I know what you’re trying to do, you bastard!!!
Around my work people think you’re gay if you go to someplace ‘foufy, like Panera Bread.’ I guess real men eat at Arby’s then?
Nope. Real mean catch and strangle their food with their bare hands. They don’t even wash them first.
I hear Arby’s Oven Mitt is into fisting.
Drop the following into workplace conversations and your heterosexual reputation will be restored:
“Anyone else go to the AC/DC concert last night? Dude, those guys ROCK!”
“Sorry if I seem tired today. I was up all last night watching Skinemax.”
“Who’s up for a belching contest?”
“Did you get a chance to check out the ass on that new intern?”
IMPORTANT NOTE - the last one will not work as intended if the new intern is a man
Did…did you just say Ac/Dc? Are you Bi?
Definately lose the ring… If it has some sort of sentimental value to you, put it on a chain and wear it around your neck… It’s less gay that way… 
My handlebar mustache makes me look Deadwood mean.
I think.
Oh, and give the aforementioned definition of a lesbian, I was one in high school, college, 1 year of graduate school, and 8 years after my divorce.
Real men eat at the Y.
ducks
Steam room or sauna? It can really make a difference, depending on the day of the week.
So lesbians are real men, or are real men really lesbians?
I thought the menu only changed once a month.
Dunno, I’m a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. Go figure.
Was this in response to something about what lesbians eat?
Yes. Well actully lesbians and straight guys.
Hint: Eating at the Y is slang for, you know, performing cunnilingus.
I know. I got sidetracked.
I didn’t know if you were talking about the specials at the men’s sauna or the menu at the ‘Y’.