I believe I just wiped a little tear from the corner of my eye - beautiful, just beautiful. (Seriously, all of these poems are cracking my shit up. Thanks, guys!)
So any of you poets ready to take Zsofia out on the town? 
It’s a bit of a drive, alas. 
Well, I told people at work today about the whole breakup thing and was a little ashamed at the looks of TOTAL SHOCK. I feel a little bit like I let them down. 
Oh hush, don’t feel like that at all. When it comes down to it, you’re the only one who has to live your life, and busybodies can go jump under a bus.
Sierra Indigo’s got the right idea.
No kidding; they don’t have to live your life. Everyone hates hearing about breakups, mostly because they automatically think it’s the Worst Thing In the World.
I had to tell my hairstylist this morning, who knows him, ergh.
So, Saturday I have a date! With a guy from OKCupid (which is, oddly, where I met my ex) who I’ve been messaging up a storm with for a week. Who seems really awesome. (And lives, at best, an hour away.) I’m really psyched and had to almost physically restrain myself from buying a new outfit.
Hey, good on you Zsofia. I’ve been out on a couple of dates recently. It’s freaky exciting, isn’t it?
Ooh exciting! Tell us how it goes! Have fun!
I’m a firm believer that the best way to get over someone is to get under someone new.
Have fun! 
Would you believe, normally I have naturally awesome skin and this morning I woke up to a giant zit on my chin.
Well, I guess you’d say it went all right - he just left. 
So the zit worked for you!
Wow! That’s great!
Evidently it was a very sexy zit. Haven’t done this “walking funny” thing in a while. 
Sex drive had a sudden return, I take it?
Congrats on getting back out there. I think you are going to be much happier!
Well, it returned for a good 12 hours or so, I suppose.
So… I think this might be kind of serious, actually.
R,R,R,RE-BOUND!!!
Big mistake. I would advise anyone coming off a lengthy relationship, to date around, keep it fresh and open.