So, what name would you give a Ben & Jerry's ice cream made with human breast milk?

Dos leches cake
Cup of teet
Hurray foremilk
Run and hindmilk

Braline.

Zürich restaurant not allowed to serve breast milk dishes.

http://www.swissinfo.org/eng/front/Breast_milk_menu_too_titillating_for_diners.html?siteSect=108&sid=9744046&cKey=1221812344000&ty=st

Now for an ice cream flavor.
Rudie’s Tuties

Pleasin’ Squeezins

Nursin’ Person Homemade Clevage Cream

Tot Milk?

Damn you! I was going to post that one.

sigh I have nothing else but these are all great names.

Will they be selling “My Milkshake Brings The Boys To The Yard” shakes?

Make it coffee and breast milk and call it Cafe Aureolé.

Try “Double-D Lite”. Rolls off the tongue better.

Or how about “Butter Scotch Nipple”?

Butterchest.

From the people who bring you International Delight coffee creamer.

Polar Bare Iced Chest

Just call it Mother’s Milk, but cover the label in the RHCP album art and have Flea and/or Anthony Kiedis be the celebrity endorsers.

You’re the winner, as far as I’m concerned. That made me laugh out loud.

Alternatively (and since it would please PETA-philes), Ben & Jerry’s should emphasize the switch away from bovine-based lactational content, and call the new flavors:

No Moos Is Good News

and

Don’t Have A Cow.
In keeping with earlier themes, however, Mom’s The Word is nice too.

with Bing cherries

Ever-Lovin’ Lactatiousness

Hey, you guys are great. This thread was actually my partner’s idea, and she is having a good chuckle over some of the suggestions.

“I Can’t Believe It’s Not Mother” has gotten the biggest laugh here so far, although plenty of others aren’t far behind.

Jerry’s breast all natural ice cream.

Nip and tuck toffee

Double D dutch treat

Tripple E carmel chocolate lattie

John D.Rockeroad

I find the urban dictionary’s definition much too phallo-centric and one dimensional. In my particular meaning, Frumunda Cheese extends to the cheese frumunda the titty in the fold.