[Groans.]
Oedipal Vanilla Ripple
Chichi:D
Mae Zest
Yo Mama?
Banana Nicole Smith
Wouldn’t that be Mudders’ Milk then?
PETA is so stupid. Yup, cows are more important than preemies. :rolleyes:
The Big Letdown
Colostrum Crunch
Nipple Sandwich
Supercalactiferousexpialidocious
Maybe Hathor the Cow GodIce?
Nipple-slip double dip?
…might not be Ben & Jerry’s style, but there’s always that fantasy about painting Dairy-Queen chocolate on eager breasts.
(And Clean-up is the best part…!)
For Halloween:
Made with Twix bars - Twixter Teat
Pumpkin pie ice cream - Bumpkin Pumpkins
Not to derail this too much but I was just telling someone about this thread and the conversation went something like…
Me: You won’t believe what PETA is demanding Ben and Jerry’s make ice cream out of.
Him: Soy?
Me: Not even close. More disgusting.
Him: …Rat Milk?
Me: Keep going…
Him: Some kind of mashed insects?
Me: No, insects are animals and must be protected.
…
Him: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
And just to keep with the thread may I offer Rum Nipple?
Bralines and Cream
Rosy Areola
Chocolate Nipple
Eraserhead
Cream O’ Sapien.
Sarah Palin
Exquisite. I had come in to say “Dulce de La Leche,” but was, alas, too late.
Pear O’ Melon
With chocolate chips: Tits ‘n’ Bits.
Tommyknockers- A very special Pamela Anderson PETA sponsored Ben & Jerry’s fundraising ice cream.
I’d eat any dairy product with Pam on the label.
Very good.
I dunno. The ice cream is probably loaded with artificial ingredients, you don’t know how many people have licked it before you got there, and you have a pretty good chance of contracting Hep C from eating it.
Bwahahaha! That one was great.
Pumping
Endless
Titties
Asshats