Who said anything about telling you what to think? If you read mine or andygirl’s posts, I think you will see no one tells us what to think…
Sure, I just had to do a little background check on you first, since it was your first post and first month (oh, we’re ever so exclusive here :rolleyes: ). I checked out your webcam and site, and the files on it. You seem cool enough - welcome!
hrrrmmmm, i dunno… when i worked at taco bell my manager said i was reeeeal good at making crappy tacos, does that count? heh, and oh yeh, Nicki sorta referred me. i know it’s hard to tell
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whew, thank god, i really didn’t want to give up my free will, but damn, i sure wanted to be cool and join a club, just to say i’m part of something. heh. i know i’m pathetic.
woohoo! time for a victory dance as i celebrate my newfound unholy lesbian vampire army of the night-ness. i feel so special! yay! okay, i’m done being stupid now.
You can celebrate with us at our Unholy Lesbian Vampire Country Club Dance and Ice Cream Social next Friday. Fridays are our special night - we typically do miniature golf or Unreal Tournament, have a feast on some poor unsuspecting male Doper (I think it’s Crunchy Frog this week), share readings from Anne Rice, plan our next strategic move to take over the Board, then, of course, have sex. Bring a rice or noodle dish.
You also have to find a sponsor, who will adopt you into her bloodline. Mine is the oldest and most powerful, of course, but I have only personally shared it with a select few. Perhaps the Dark Princess will adopt you - since I brought her and quietgirl into the fold, that would get you into the right bloodline without my having to sully my perfect lips on your unworthy necks.
(Note to self - My, the Dark Princess’s coven grows daily. I wonder if she is gathering her forces for a coup…)
