Some advice from the Sexual Virtuoso II

Sure, immediately after sex when he wants a sandwich.

If you suffer from Premature ejaculation do not run around the bed yelling " I Win, I Win"


When she talks about her needs, do not get angry and start ranting about how the female orgasme is nothing but a urban myth created by angry feminists who have no chance of ever having a real man

I’m sorry but that’s not always true. Some in fact, resume wanting sex at the exact instant they want the sandwich, which can lead to a disastrous gastronomic faux pas.

Contrary to popular belief and portrayal in the movies, less than 35% of women are able to achieve orgasm through fellatio alone.

Then fly to her side and make her your own,
Or all through your life you may dream all alone.
Once you have found her, never let her go,
Once you have found her, never let her go. [/Sinatra]