Paying a prostitute for sex is okay, as long as she also cleans your apartment.
It’s impossible to get bad BO smell out of a BMW.
Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher.
Sidenote: I really wish the Mythbusters tested this. They went overboard by having dead pigs rot in a car for a month. I would like to see Adam not shower for a week, drive around for an hour, and then see what happens.
I thought it was a SAAB.
You can’t even get it stolen if you park it in a bad neighborhood with the keys on the seat
If you get stuck in traffic, leave the car, take the license plates, scratch the serial number off the engine block, and then report the car stolen.
Or a Lincoln.
And it can be quite erotic.
I got a lot of problems with you people.
They write that stuff off all the time.
Never accept a gift from an old person.
Just as, with the tsunami of cheap clothing flooding the entire world, the poor people in third-world countries are getting PICKY over donated clothing (they have an idea what’s in fashion, they have tv’s) -
the poor people in NYC do not appreciate getting donated muffin ‘stumps’. They want the muffin tops, too, not your leftovers after cutting off the good stuff!
A green Klein makes a nice wall decoration…even if you’re not a bike rider.
Oh, yeah? I’ll take you on. I’ll take on every single one of you!
I learned that Ukraine is not weak. Is strong!
You want a piece of me? :dubious:
Apparently employers frown upon you having sex with the office cleaning lady on your desk.
Beef-a-rino (copyright infringement sidestep, I guess)
[QUOTE=Shoeless]
It’s not a lie if you believe it.
[/QUOTE]
That only works inBreaking Bad, unless it or was clipped from Seinfeld?
Do not run over a sewing machine with a mail truck.
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[li]That restaurant owners can deny you soup for any reason, and still have people like said restaurant.[/li][li]That there are restaurants that only serve one thing.[/li][li]That Florida is the retirement home for the Northeast, particularly if you’re Jewish. [/li][li]That sponges for ladies exist. [/li][li]That basses can sound like that (even if it is synthesized)[/li][li]That some people are really strange (once I found out George is based on a real person). [/li][li]That the platonic way to sleep with someone is head to foot[/li][/ul]
A muffin can be very filling
I am going to hell because I ripped a Jesus fish off a car.
So is Kramer.