So is Jerry.
It’s the wood that makes it good.
So is the Soup Nazi.
Going down on a woman can ruin your singing career.
Corollary to the above: Swirling can be done either clockwise or counterclockwise, depending on personal preference.
Also, heightening can make a little person an outcast among his or her peers.
The original title of War and Peace was not War - What is it Good For.
George Costanza was telling sincere lies long before Breaking Bad.
Sure, but Kramer is the type of weird I’ve seen in real life.
Jazz saxophone career.
That’s right, my mistake. I wonder if he’d attempted the swirl?
Just because you sample playing for the other team doesn’t mean it’ll take.
Well, yeah. That’s what I meant. All but the last one are real things I learned. I’d never heard of feminine sponges before then. Note that I was 10 years old when that episode aired.
I thought the Junior Mint caused the mysterious post-op complication?
Old people think it’s okay to steal batteries.
A Frogger machine was continuously powered on for 15-20? years and didn’t lose it’s high score in NYC. Despite blackouts and such.
Outlets are called “holes”.
Hookers will use your car in the parking lot.
George Steinbrenner could declare someone dead.
It’s not okay to make out during Schindler’s List.
The Van Buren Boys are big trouble.
It’s vital that people know who paid for a big salad.
My wallet is “Costanza” styled…
Well, he recovered from it. You can draw your own conclusions. 
Never make a coffee table from an abandoned windshield.
Never use a meat slicer for anything other than meat.
Never fuck with a Mandelbaum.
Don’t mock fat people.
You can make a fortune by hauling your cans and bottles to Michigan.
Macinaw peaches are ripe only two weeks out of the year.
You didn’t know that until Seinfeld?
Manhands on a woman are grounds for ending a romance.
Always check your teeth before going into a job interview.
Hospitals will not offer you compensation if one of their mental patients commits suicide by falling 12 storeys onto your car.
Never agree to anything a low talker may ask you to do.
Piano players warm up by cracking their knuckles.
That old woman in Titanic is a liar and a bit of tramp.