Hey iampunha
You annoy me. Sorry i didn’t realize i wasn’t allowed to have an opinion and everyone was gonna pick apart everything i say and turn twist my words. But hey, as long as you enjoy it.
As for you John Carter… PLEASE go back to Mars. I really don’t care if you read my posts or not.
It has been a long and tiring day so I’d just like to thank Eve for causing me to laugh loud enough to frighten the cat.
I’m less inclined to enter contests myself, let me tell you.
At least, not ones where men are involved. If “Dan” had been “Donna,” I might at least have kept the number.
Being a man is a wholly separate issue from one’s sexual orientation, so saying “it would make a man out of you” isn’t some kind of heterophobic joke. I’m no less a man because I’m gay, and neither is Ace any less a man because he’s straight. However, IMHO, he’s less of a man because he’s a jerk, and I still say a stiff dick up his ass would do him a world of good.
YMMV. Whatever.
Esprix
What the hell is with the gay mafia on this board? Lots of good discussions here, but God forbid you mention ‘gay’ without painting all gay people in the best possible light.
Are you now or have you ever been homophobic? The gay McCarthiests are full force here! It seems to be up to Ace to now prove he is not a ‘homophobic’ (whatever the hell that means) now that the accusation has been leveled. Disgusting.
Lets break it down for all the old school fans out there.
You gave a guy you met in a bar your phone number, and you are surprized that he called you up?
You didn’t actually say to him that you are straight, but you expect him to assume you are, even though you gave him your phone number and obviously created enough of an impression on him to remember you and actually call you a year later?
hmmmm.
Hey, Dudette: You’re the one that asked the question that I have underlined above. No need to get pissed if you ask a question and somebody answers it.
If you cannot express yourself reasonably clearly on this MB, expect to be challenged on what you say, at the very least. As it is now you’re posting half-baked opinions, and quite frankly I was seeing a more intelligent expression of views when my brother projectile vomited in church several years ago.
He was roughly five years old.
First off, there are a whole lot of hypersensitive people in this thread who are flying off the handle, some with freakin’ jet backs strapped to their backs. I ain’t one of them.
Now, I’m sure there isn’t a single one of us who has not thought “what in the hell gave this guy the idea that I want to suck his dick?!” at least once in their life.[sup]*[/sup] So everyone who is all up in arms about Ace’s rant, telling him he should be glad someone found him attractive should remember how he or she felt when someone the found sexually undesirable put the aggressive move on them and see if their reaction to his rant isn’t an overreaction.
The thing that got Ace’s sword all bent out of shape looks to me to be the fact that a guy would think that manly man Ace would want to suck his dick. So he overreacted to the midnight booty call. Everybody needs to check themselves and take a look at their own motivations.
[sup]*[/sup]There is a reason for this universal phenomenon. I think it’s because guys really, really, REALLY like to get their dicks sucked. So much so that they will risk a gay-bashing, their health, their marriage, arrest, disease, humiliation, big wads of cash, military court-martial, their jobs and most anything they hold precious if they think they will get a blow job out of it.
And Rex, you must be thinking of some ulterna-universe circle-jerk Pit. There has never been a time when this forum included a rant followed by a bunch of yesman and me too posts. The BBQ Pit is not the place to come if you want your dick sucked (are you listening lazymexican?)
I don’t think I’d be really impressed with a year-later, midnight booty call, male or female, straight or gay. I just don’t think I’d react with such vitriol as the OP.
I didn’t see anyone twisting your words. The fact that you posted something so completely outrageous as this:
without even bothering to place a cite here for us, shows that perhaps this may not be the place for you. You may have many valid opinions, and you may be a lovely person, but all we know of you are the words you place here for us to read. Please remember that when you think we’re picking you apart.
I think Acehole’s history on the board makes it hard to accept his claims of not being a homophobe.
Whatever to that Homebrew.
Go address your biases over here with Esprix, the gay hypocritical ass.
Ace, I find it really hard to refrain from judging you. Like was pointed out to lazywhatever just above, all we have to go on is what you see fit to post.
No, I don’t think you were wrong in being annoyed. I also think you seem to have a very major problem in dealing with the ideas that there are men with same-sex attraction out there, and that one of them – horrors!! – might find you attractive. And that your reaction to a comely young woman calling with a similar come-on proposition at the same time might have been significantly different – “Man, did I miss a golden opportunity last night! After midnight, and this cute young blonde I’d met a couple of months ago called up, and sounded like she was ready to get it on! I was dead tired, and put her off – and now I’m regretting it.”
If I’m wrong on that diagnosis, I haven’t seen any evidence to the contrary. You may have ten gay friends who think you’re one of the coolest straight guys they know, but if so, you’re showing them a quite different side of your personality than the one you’ve shown here – which seems to be thinly disguised contempt for all gay men who are out and posting on this board.
As for Esprix’s remark, it was a bit over the top, but I had no problem in seeing the sarcasm in it. I certainly don’t think it was worth pitting him about – and as noted over in that thread already, structuring your sentences so that calling him gay is parallel to two terms of contempt says a whole lot more about you than it does about him.
It would be nice if you proved me wrong in my hypotheses about you above. But I have a really strong suspicion that you won’t – that you’ll react in anger.
Hang on, could I get a link here? The only thing I know about Ace is that he didn’t join the I Hate Joe_Cool and JerseyDiamond club during the recent unpleasantness, and if that’s why you’re calling him a homophobe, I think that’s really unfair. Oh, also that he was temporarily banned for using the quote feature to misquote Scylla and that he’s an ardent leftist. Am I missing something?
I think Ace is funny. He can be abrasive, it’s true, but look at his location, people!!! Could it be that many of you have never seen a Brooklynite up close before and are misconstruing his attitude?
And then there are the folks whose knees are jerking in response to the knee-jerkers, like Rex_Dart and RobertTB. People, there is no gay mafia and no PC police on this board, just a large diversity of personalities. You people all just need to settle down.
And I see that Ace has started another thread which may make me sorry I opened my mouth, but that remains to be seen…
This is the same Ace?
…mmm, yeah. Never mind.
(I was continuing a thought in my previous post, not responding to Scylla’s).
Yes, there is. We’ll break the legs on your coffee table. We’ll rearrange your living room. You could wind up in the river wearing cement platforms. And don’t get me started on the Lesbian Yakuza.
Yes.
I appreciate the thoughts – and I still think you’re the cat’s meow, even if you aren’t into the new thread. I think it contains several good points. We’ll see.
That doesn’t mean you can call me at midnight for booty, you know, unless you’re a chick. 