Mulatto Butts! Mulatto Butts!
The tactical turtleneck! The… tactleneck!
Sploosh!
No Cyril, when they’re dead, they’re just hookers!
You could drown a toddler in my panties.
You freaked out when I called you a quadroon!
Your 3/5th of an opinion is noted
I’ve had good results with ether.
…do you not?
…and a little thing called a deep cycle marine battery.
Or LSD.
Is that what you want? Because that is how you get ants!
Balls.
“I thought you were saying ‘start slacking off’”
“Not SLACKING off!”
I feel like I dodged the world’s most dysfunctional bullet.
Can’t?!
…WON’T then.
“Oh my god, it’s going to be…”
“Don’t say it!”
“Ah-maaa-ziiiing!”
“If you change your mind, you know where to find us.”
“Yeah! In Dick-town!”
MAHP MAHP
(stupid capslock dooflickey)
Oh, you are going to have to eat SO many spiderwebs.