Speak to me in only Archer quotes

Call Kenny Loggins… 'cuz you’re in the Danger Zone!

Yup!

Benoit.

And that’s how you get ants!

He touched my penis with his penis!

Well, obviously!

Phrasing!

Save it for the lightning round, Paddy.

Holy shit snacks!

Whatever farm animal of war, Lana! Shut up!

She gets dinner in Dixieland and laid. And I get mosquitoes and no beer and not laid. How could this get any… [alligator growls] LET ME FINISH… worse. You ruined it. You ruined the moment.

Put it back in the deck.

I’ve never seen an ocelot!

M as in Mancy?!

What about you Ironsides? You rollin’ dirty?

“Seriously, Lana. This must be what it’s like to have sex with me.”
“How could an air boat be selfish?”

The secret ingredient is phone.

“Ewww, it tastes worse than it smells!”

“If I had a nickel every time I heard that I’d have…
eight nickels.”

I’m sorry, are you addressing me? 'Cause your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass.

Did you see the sun rise?