Yes. Koothrappali’s going to wet himself, I’m gonna throw up, Sheldon’s gonna run away and you’re going to die. Shall we synchronize our watches?
Oh, Barney, when you get a chance, would you take this watch up to Crawford Jewelry for me?
Uh, Fred? I don’t think Wilma’s gonna like that.
Because of me, you’re going to die, Wilma. Rogers too.
It’s possible that death rays from Mars killed her. But I don’t think so.
Alright Sheldon, your bird death ray is ready.
Tell it to the birds.
You won first prize. But how come your dumb parrot calls everybody, boys?
But this is a big victory for us girls. From now on, we’ll be treated the same as boys.
It says “all MEN are created equal”! The Declaration of Independence says nothing about women!
We’re only women here. Tell us the truth. No harm will come to you.
You’re telling me that I’m within driving distance of a house filled with aspiring supermodels?
One second. Wait, wait, wait. Can somebody please explain to me why Rutherford, Ohio, is suddenly brimming over with beautiful women just dying to date losers?
“We have plenty of dates on the island.”
“Not the kind I miss.”
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She made the team.
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Congratulations.
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And Meemaw got a date with the coach. What?
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It was a productive afternoon.
I never saw Randy happier than when he made your team. Thank you for giving him that chance.
I didn’t do this for money. I did this so that I could go back to doing what I love, to be back with my team!
I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And I was really… I was alive.
Oh, look at you two. Standing up to the big, scary bully that loves you and protects you, and wants you to be safe in the world. You’re just tiny little men to me right now, and you need to leave the house and come back with more respect! And pizza!
Because the first step to a new beginning is imagining that one is even possible. And I’ll be damned if I stand by and let a bully like you take that away from us anymore.