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I got your back, Jack.

I’m federal agent Jack Bauer, and today is the longest day of my life.

My name is Friday. I carry a badge.

All right, fine, you can have my badge and gun, but we’re doing it in your office so I can slam them down on your desk and yell out, “The system stinks!”

Captain Leo Winwood and I had a relationship that was long and bloody, like the Crusades, only without the chivalry.

There’s a lot of excitement in the book, Beaver. You see, these knights fought to defend their code of honor. And they, oh, they rode all over the countryside, avenging wrongs and protecting the weak.

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Riding through the land
Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore
Without a merry band
He steals from the poor, and gives to the rich
Stupid bitch

The sound of hoof beats 'cross the glade
Good folk, lock up your son and daughter
Beware the deadly flashing blade
Unless you want to end up shorter

You dare to call a king by his first name? Beware of your head, my friend.

Alright Simpson you get your soul back but let that ill gotten donut be forever on your head.

You made a deal with the Devil and now the bill has come due.

Oh, Sheldon I can’t take money from you.

{on the telephone ] Yes, Mrs Brown, I know Theodore has been selling water to the boys, but I felt…

Mrs Brown says that in London everyone is different, and that means anyone can fit in.

He has his own car, a nice house in London, a place in the country, endless publicity and a pension for life.

I’m not a publicist, per se: You can refer to me as a freelance brand invigorator.

Well, what brand does your dog prefer?

Do you suppose a dog psychiatrist could be the answer?

I think these are Earth goats, sir.