It’s a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable. It’s very wrong to say it’s a suspension bridge.
Anyone can see us on the bridge, but cross by water and the current could take us, or I could escape down the river.
I took Howard to the beach once. He almost burst into flames like a vampire.
I am a vampire, madam. But I am also a Collins, and I swear by all I hold sacred I will not harm anyone under this roof.
No matter the hardship or the loss, this family does not stand down, ever.
Raising a family isn’t a dead end, it’s a staircase. It goes on and on higher than the eye can see. And when you kids are on that staircase, somehow, magically, you take us with you every step of the way.
Look, Gino, we may be a bunch of dirt-poor hicks, but we got something a lot of other people miss. My mother and father happen to really love each other, and they happen to love their children. I’ve done an awful lot of thinking about what makes this family work and I think it’s because there’s love enough to go around and some to spare.
You know, Kelly and I want to have a family and all, but we figured we’d wait until after that raise you promised.
Our babies will be smart and beautiful.
Rob, listen, all newborn babies look like Ralph Martoni. I mean, the hospital could give you any kid and you wouldn’t know the difference.
Is it me, or is that the ugliest baby you’ve ever seen?
Oh, yeah? Well, this baby is different.
- Hello, I’d like the department of missing babies.
- Please hold…
- (piped in music)
Baby come back…
Lillian said Emma was wearing a ring that night. A gold swan with a diamond eye. But it was*missing from the body.
Missing items, one pair ear clips, diamond cluster, value 485 dollars. One pink Marquis diamond dinner ring, eight hundred dollars. One brooch, one ladies watch, one diamond studded poodle collar. For a dog?
While, from a pink factory with a green intruder, we go to brick-colored stately Wayne Manor and a red Batphone.
Holy atomic pile, Batman!
Huh. A cape. What was a man with a cape doing with my father? What was my father doing with a man in a cape? Why a cape?
Anyone not in a red cape, consider them armed and extremely dangerous.
Listen here, Ernest T. Bass! This is Deputy Fife! I’m armed and if you don’t go home, I might just take a shot at you!