- Anyway, he grabs his flashlight and notices that there’s this white powder all over him. Then he notices that what he shot was a full size advertisement for ‘Dutch Boy’ paints and what he thought was a gun was the guy’s paint brush. Meanwhile, he shot the brush off and there’s two holes in the dummy’s crotch. Man, he really got his balls broke over that one and…
Hand me the flashlight.
All right, let’s not panic. Chelsea, if you would, please, open the glove compartment. You will find a flashlight and a small toolkit. Reach behind them, and hand me my cell phone. I’m going to call the auto club.
- I’m going to be in People Magazine.
- Cool. Call me when you make the cover.
Why are we here? Federally funded lab, government-owned property… FBI gets the call.
Because I have uromysitisis, that’s why!
It’s the big one! I’m coming for you Elizabeth!
You really only have two choices, to be happy or to be sad; save your tears for the big stuff.
That was amazing. I don’t know where you came up with that crap, but you nailed it.
When Miss Polly’s in trouble I am not slow. So it’s hip, hip, hip, and away I go!
Trouble is my business.
Oh, listen to this. “I fear that despite Steven’s high IQ, he’s a born troublemaker and is destined to be the smartest man… in his cell block.”
You know what, listen, if-if this isn’t a matter of life and death, I really… I have to go.
To interrupt a program of this quality under the guise of national security is preposterous
Excuse me, sir! Sorry to interrupt you, but I must ask you to please take a number.
I am not a number I’m a free man!
“This is different. This isn’t about numbers.”
“Everything is numbers.”
It’s 1-2-3. Not 1-2, then back to 1.
- Ah, you don’t have to worry about that, Sammy. Sally is a one-man woman.
- Better check your arithmetic there.
If I didn’t have you, life would be dreary.
I’d be string theory without any string.
I’d be binary code without a one
Cathode ray tube without an electron gun.
I’d be “Firefly”, “Buffy” and “Avengers” without Joss Whedon.
I’d speak a lot more Klingon: qalopmeH QaQ jajvam.
(Friends) And he’d definitely still live with his mom.