Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys.
Hey! Hey! we’re the Monkeys and people say we monkey around but we’re to busy singing to put anybody down!
Be a good little monkey.
You know, Ward, he was so sweet it almost makes up for not having a girl.
- You get the lipstick; I’ll get the bra and tennis balls.
Oh Betty Luu-uke!- No! I will burn this house down!
“Does it have tennis courts?”
“I don’t play tennis.”
“No, but I do.”
Well, his father told him that as you go through life, you have a lot more chance of meeting rich people if you know how to play tennis.
We did it, Mikey! We’re super rich again. And I’m going to buy a car.
SHELDON: Are there air bags?
LEONARD: You don’t need air bags!
SHELDON: But what if a simulated van rear-ends me?
PENNY: I’ll hit you in the face with a pillow.
Plus my pillow and blanket fell into the pool. Disaster!
You and that stupid blanket!
Hey, I seem to remember someone bringing his security blanket to college.
Hey! He took my teddy bear!
I heard that you have an unusual brown bear.
Grizzly bear underwear,
Turtles’ necks, I’ve got my share,
Beret of poodle, on my noodle
It shall rest.
Today on Ben: Mothers and daughters reunited by their hatred of Homer Simpson. And here’s your host, Gentle Ben.
This ass is mine!
Matt Dillon has no strings attached to him, but he’s more mine than anyone else’s.
Sorry Leslie, I guess I prefer my space stringy not loopy.
There are no strings on me.
(Note: Yes, this is in at least two movies, but this quote comes from the TV series DC’s Legends of Tomorrow.)