All I know is He’s a force bigger than both mom and dad, and you owe him big.
If it’s money that you need, I’ll pay you what I owe you.
- Wow, you got a lot of money in there.
- That’s why it’s guarded by snakes.
Dude, you got me out of bed for a snake?
We’ll just put a crib at the foot of the bed.
See? He fits perfectly.
Don’t worry about it Eddie. I think he’s kinda suspected it for years.
“Oh, what do you have in the jar, Eddie?”
“It’s my science project for school. It’s a black widow spider.”
My third grade science project was watching a banana rot!
I’ll give you the banana.
The cool kids and I used to try to make them feel better by leaving banana bread outside their door.
There was no banana. There was no… There was no banana.
Abra-cadabra, Banana-Rama!
I’m sorry, you’ll have to speak a little louder, Bert. I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear!
Over hill and highway the banana buggies go,
Come along to bring you the Banana Splits Show.
Oh, yeah? Well, why don’t you make like a banana, and… and go away.
Yeah, but before I met up with her, I stopped to look at the monkeys, when all of a sudden I am hit in the face with a banana peel. I turn and look and there is this monkey really laughing it up. Then someone tells me that he did it. Well, I pick up the banana peel and I wait for that monkey to turn around. And then I… let him have it.
Would you like to touch my monkey?
Today’s the day a girl’s finally going to touch you in your little special place.
Dream on.