Speak to me in...TV quotes!

All I know is He’s a force bigger than both mom and dad, and you owe him big.

If it’s money that you need, I’ll pay you what I owe you.

  • Wow, you got a lot of money in there.
  • That’s why it’s guarded by snakes.

Dude, you got me out of bed for a snake?

We’ll just put a crib at the foot of the bed.

See? He fits perfectly.

Don’t worry about it Eddie. I think he’s kinda suspected it for years.

“Oh, what do you have in the jar, Eddie?”

“It’s my science project for school. It’s a black widow spider.”

My third grade science project was watching a banana rot!

I’ll give you the banana.

The cool kids and I used to try to make them feel better by leaving banana bread outside their door.

There was no banana. There was no… There was no banana.

Abra-cadabra, Banana-Rama!

I’m sorry, you’ll have to speak a little louder, Bert. I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear!

Over hill and highway the banana buggies go,
Come along to bring you the Banana Splits Show.

Oh, yeah? Well, why don’t you make like a banana, and… and go away.

Yeah, but before I met up with her, I stopped to look at the monkeys, when all of a sudden I am hit in the face with a banana peel. I turn and look and there is this monkey really laughing it up. Then someone tells me that he did it. Well, I pick up the banana peel and I wait for that monkey to turn around. And then I… let him have it.

Would you like to touch my monkey?

Today’s the day a girl’s finally going to touch you in your little special place.

Dream on.