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Oh, you actually thought I meant coffee? That’s so sweet.

And with the algebra lesson complete, George Michael pivoted back to his overtly sexual seduction.

Each week, this man J-Light teaches his protégé Bishop a chess lesson. Now, David thinks a code is maybe being passed within the lesson.

Kotter, these kids couldn’t pass a blood test without cheating.

Keep your bleeding heart out of my courtroom.

Incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial!

When I refer to you in my article, would you prefer imbecile or incompetent?

How about this? You kiss ass at a drug company for fifteen years, you let one little strand of bacteria slip that causes a major disease, and suddenly, it’s good bye lab coat, hello mop.

Here, I am janitor. In former Soviet Union, I am physicist.

Since you’re a physicist, I wouldn’t mind if you stayed.

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!

I just hope medical science can cure me.

Let’s cure her with sunshine and puppies!

It’s a scale. That’s what your head weighs. It’s not. Come on. Just laugh. A little laugh. Laughter is the best medicine. A priest and a rabbi are leg wrestling.

You know what’s the matter with you guys? You laugh faster than the speed of sound.

  • What the hell is wrong with you?
  • I’m the Flash. I just knocked 30,000 times.

I want you to open that door right now. Our daughter’s in there, and she’s drunk.

My daughter is on the phone with her boyfriend.

Conversation leads to HPV!

. But please, if you don’t mind, for the sake of your old dad, keep the door open three inches.