Anyway, I want you guys to think of my office as a clubhouse, total open-door policy. I wanna be your friend as well as your boss.
It says “No Homers”, we’re allowed to have one.
“Hey, everybody! I got some good news!”
“You spotted a rescue boat!”
“No, that’d be great news. All I got is good news.”
Good news is… I mowed 40 lawns and made 186 bucks.
Raking the leaves and trimming the lawn isn’t going to help.
Fine. “My mommy left me, and now I’m a helpless baby.” Well, I’m not going to let you just sit there and feel sorry for yourself. Think fast. [throws ball at Stevie] Come on, you’re not that big of a wuss.
“Victor Nardin, think fast.”
“What are you doing?”
“This man is innocent.”
Almost anyone is capable of a crime under certain circumstances.
I’m not scared. I would’ve gone all Nebraska on their asses.
I’m usin’ that hold you showed me Granny, Tennessee Toe Torture.
Tennessee Tuxedo will not fail!
Yiddish was not spoken in East Texas. And if it was, it wasn’t spoken for long.
I know why you moved to Texas. It’s the only state big enough to contain your ego.
The kinfolk said “Jed move away from there”
Said “Californy is the place you ought to be”
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly…
Would you say hello to my friends in California?
Anyway, good luck. See you around campus. I just cannot get over that rainbow! It just makes you feel glad to be alive, doesn’t it? Oh, I love this song! [sings] 16 girls standing in a row One says “hi,” the other says “hello”.
And you just said hi, hi, hi, heh heh heh. You sounded just like my niece, and she’s six months old.
One of the adjustments a bachelor has to make with a popular teenage niece around the house is the acute telephone problem. The phone just seems to be growing out of Kelly’s head.
Uh, what’s a landline?
I could destroy him just by picking up the telephone.