[Bang!]
Penny!
[Bang!]
Penny!
[Bang!]
Penny!
…
What up, Shelbot?
One Batch, Two Batch, Penny and Dime, you know? It was her favorite book.
We had the witnesses look at mug books, but nobody jumped out at them.
It’s him! It’s your son! Now I know where I saw him. He stole my marble rye!
My dear friend Imogene here will have hot pastrami Reuben on rye, chicken in a pot, potato knish, matzah ball soup, cheese Danish, a lime rickey, and a couple of black-and-whites for dessert.
Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have.
Wait, wait. I’m worried what you just heard was, “Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.” What I said was, “Give me all the bacon and eggs you have.” Do you understand?
I’m giving her all she’s got, Captain!
Captain McCallister, isn’t it a fact… that you’re not a real captain?
Oh yes, the captain has a wonderful idea.
Gilligan!!!
We have to go back.
Oh, I think that’s ridiculous. I wanted him to go because I think this is going to be a sweet little affair.
He threatened to tell Jock about us. Our love affair. I was only protecting you.
I didn’t say she was dead, I said I killed her.
He’s dead, Jim.
Chuckles the Clown is dead. It was a freak accident. He went to the parade dressed as Peter Peanut, and a rogue elephant tried to shell him.
“Why did you become a clown?”
“I guess it’s because I’ve got so much love to give… and it’s part of my prison work release program. I got about 5 more years of this clown crap.”
“I have a collect call from inmate John Gacy from the Menard Correctional Center. Will you accept the charges?”
“Homey, why’d you become a clown?”
“I guess it’s because I got a lot of love to give. And it’s part of my prison work release program. I got about five more years of this clown crap.”
Let’s go visit Piper in prison…because that’s where she lives…because things are going oh so great for her.