One more fight breaks out, I’m going to shut this prison down so hard, so fast, you won’t see daylight 'til the third millenium. Everybody got that?
Nice try. You’re grounded for two weeks.
I’ll be with you to keep you grounded.
I was under a misapprehension that my accomplishments were mine alone. Nothing could be further from the truth. I have been encouraged, sustained, inspired, and tolerated not only by my wife, but by the greatest group of friends anyone ever had.
Hey there, hi there, ho there, you’re as welcome as can be!
Y’all come back now, y’hear?
Hear me, o Lord.
Oh, this is the biggest one I ever had. You hear that Elizabeth? I’m coming to join you honey.
And it all started with a big bang. Bang!
Get in your racing car and start up the engine.
Look, Beaver, as soon as a guy gets over 15, he automatically knows everything about cars!
“Those guys are always coming up with hot cars, aren’t they?”
“No big secret. Sanchez memorizes the hot sheet. Guy’s got a photographic memory.”
Photographic is a misnomer. I have an eiditic memory. As I’ve told you many times, most recently last year during lunch on the afternoon of May seventh. You had turkey, complained it was dry.
All right I’ll make a wish that can’t possibly backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with mustard, and I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself or any other weird surprises, you got that?
“How does thou wish to die?”
“Of old age.”
I’m not the one who stabbed the captain with a pickle!
I’m Pickle Rick!
Hey, Rick ol’ boy, how’s tricks?
Yeah and there’s this guy that swallows all kinds of knives and all sorts of neat stuff like that.
Why would someone swallow a battery?