“She’s not answering her cell phone.”
“Maybe the battery died.”
One ringy-dingy. Two ringy-dingies.
Mister, your shoe is ringing.
A slipper made of glass is just a shoe and dreamers never make the dream come true.
[a frumpy middle-aged woman walks into Al’s shoe store ]
Woman: I need shoes.
Al: Blacksmith’s right around the corner.
It’s a puffy shirt. I feel ridiculous in it and I think it’s the stupidest shirt I’ve ever seen, to be perfectly honest with you.
Well, maybe if you tuck it in a little…
Short sheet my bed? What is this, summer camp?
Salute your shorts!
Hey, these are very comfortable pants! You know what I paid for these, Jerry?
It must have cost a fortune.
Wally calls the restaurant before his date, to get an idea how much it will cost ] Hello? The White Fox? Um, I was just wondering about the price of your dinners. Just a minute.
Hello, Houstons? We have a problem.
The problem? You occupy an office that used to be devoted to finding the truth and now you’re busy burying it - that’s the problem.
Everything has a cost, even the truth. But the reward for truth is a clear eye and a clear conscience.
Who tells the truth anymore?
“I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY-Y-Y-Y!” - Michael Scott
Of course, you know this means war!
Nicest eye-opener I’ve had since this war started.
It’ll shorten the war by five years and save millions of lives.