I look like I just called Mike Tyson a sissy and all you have to say is, “Hi”?
Hey there, Hi there, Ho there!
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it’s home from work we go…
Good morning, and in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night!
Good night, sweet prince, and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.
Sometimes I wish that you could just hit the sack and never wake up. If your favorite song never ended, or your best book never closed, if the emotions mustered from these things would just go on and on, who wouldn’t want to stay asleep? The guy who discovers that perpetual dream, he’s my man.
If you eat them berries, you’ll go to sleep. You’ll never wake up again. They’re never-wake-up berries, you see?
“We… want you to pick some berries.”
“That’s it! Berries! Berries! Lots of berries!”
“But I picked berries yesterday.”
“Oh… we need more, dear.”
Well, there won’t be any berries in the fruit salad now, so we all lose.
Chuck! Chuck, it’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry. You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well, listen to this!
Can you hear it? The music. I can hear it everywhere. In the wind… in the air… in the light. It’s all around us.
“Sounds like a… train.”
“Nuh-uh. These lines have been abandoned for… fifty years.”
“…Oh.”
That was the all-time train dodge! Too cool! Vern, you were so scared you looked like that fat guy, Abbott Costello, when he saw the mummy.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!
I don’t believe it. It’s that shitbox Dodge again!
What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?
Doesn’t it give you, like, a shudder of electricity… to be in the same room with me?
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
God does not play dice with the universe, but I will.
Enough! You are, all of you are beneath me! I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by…
SMASH
Puny god.