Speak to me only in Seinfeld quotes!

No, I’m sorry, it’s “Moops.”

I usually sit around naked a couple hours a day. I cook naked, I clean naked, I drive naked, naked, naked, naked!

Hey, Nips.

She’s giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others. I can’t be with someone like that.

Hello, Newman.

Hello, Jerry.

What’s so great about a mom and pop store? Let me tell you something, if my mom and pop ran a store I wouldn’t shop there.

But I don’t want to be a pirate!

http://marketgardenbrewery.com/portfolio_page/festivus-ale/

It’s very refreshing!

Elaine: I will never understand people.
Jerry: They’re the worst.

Oh, I like this plan.

Jerry, George, Kramer. This is Kevin, Gene, and Feldman.

Tippy-toe! Tippy-toe!

It’s the Merv Griffin set!

Yes… only a game…

Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid.

Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza! Mr. Steinbrenner’s here - George is dead - call me back!

Broccoli? Newman, you wouldn’t eat broccoli if it was deep-fried in chocolate sauce!

Mulva…?

I don’t know if I feel comfortable handing out baloney sandwiches in the building.