So, how’s the new pen?
Oh her. She steals from me. Steals my money. She says she doesn’t speak English. My ass she doesn’t speak English. Plays that freakin’ “voo-doo” music and tries to hypnotize me. She thinks she’s gonna turn me into a zombie and then rob me blind. Well, I wasn’t born yesterday. I may drop dead today, but I sure as hell wasn’t born yesterday! Now get the hell out of my house!
That’s gold Jerry! GOLD!
Off topic: Is that what the guy really says? I’ve always interpreted that line after “Ukraine is game to you?!” as Ukranian gibberish. Does he really say that? Now I gotta watch that scene again…
The Human Fund
Money for People
These cupcakes are pretty F***in’ good!
Then, in the distance, I heard the bulls. I began running as fast as I could. Fortunately, I was wearing my Italian cap toe oxfords. Sophisticated yet different; nothing to make a huge fuss about. Rich dark brown calfskin leather. Matching leather vent. Men’s whole and half sizes 7 through 13. Price: $135.00.
Yeah he does.
No, I don’t know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.
So then you asked yourselves: Isn’t there something more to life?
Yes! We did!
Yeah, well let me clue you in on something: There isn’t.
Sex to SAVE the friendship. Well if we have to, we have to.
Believe it or not George isn’t at home,
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out or I’d pick up the phone,
Oh where could I be?
Believe it or not!
Ask not what I can do for you. Ask what you can do for me.
Non-game aside: When Julia Louis-Dreyfuss tells you you must have sex with her, you *do not *argue with the woman!
That line could fit in a new category, Lines Men Hear on TV or in the Movies but Never Hear in Real Life!
And you want to be my latex salesman…
yada yada yada
He is such a hipster doofus, and has not changed at all since college. Do you think he knows he is a hipster doofus?
Maybe a dingo ate your baby.
No, I mentioned the bisque.
Well, don’t hang around and let your troubles surround you. There are movie shows.