Please do not feed my God a peanut.
No offense Apu, but when they were handing out religions you must have been out taking a whiz.
Phew, all this computer hacking is making me thirsty. Think I’ll order a Tab.
Okay, Fudd me.
And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted. Now let’s all celebrate with a cool glass of turnip juice.
Remember kids, Drunken Cowboy brand whiskey is smooth as milk!
It passed the first test: I didn’t go blind.
Needs more dog.
Cows don’t look like cows on film. You gotta use horses.
Frank the Wonder Horse was in 24 of my pictures. And directed one. And he got the “film by” credit.
But Marge, the barflies are expecting me! Larry, and Barney, and that guy who calls me Bill…
Listen up, this is the busiest drinking day of the year. Where are the designated drivers? Beat it! I got no room for cheapskates.
We need more BORT license plates in the Gift Shop. Repeat, we are sold out of BORT license plates.
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts. Canyonero!
It’s like you’re living in a steakhouse!
Don’t kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!
Listen, you big stupid space creature! Nobody, but nobody, eats the Simpsons.
Wow! You’re a real life Martha Stewart – I mean, without the evil.
You’re turning me into a criminal when all I want to be is a petty thug.
Can’t he be both, like the late Earl Warren?