AAAAAAGH!! They’re out of hot dogs! And the coleslaw has pineapple in it! AAAAGH!! GERMAN POTATO SALAD!
Alright, three-eyed fish!
“Scottish…deer…hound.” Hey, this is a dog!
Eat my shorts.
He was a zombie?
Is this the end of zombie Shakespeare?
This is a thousand monkeys working at a thousand typewriters. Soon, they’ll have finished the greatest novel known to man. All right, let’s see: “It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!?” You stupid monkey!
“Pray…for…Mojo.”
We’re now approaching our final destination: Itchy and Scratchy Land, the amusement park of the future, where nothing can possib-lie go wrong. Uh, possibLY go wrong. Heh. That’s the first thing that’s ever gone wrong.
Bite me, Skinner.
I’m a level five vegan – I won’t eat anything that casts a shadow.
When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.
I’m a gulch!
That’s where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things!
That’s HOBgoblin!
The Internet? Is that thing still around?
Bill Gates: Oh, I didn’t get rich by writing a lot of checks!
By the way, are you acquainted with our state’s stringent usury laws?
Look, Smithers! Some foolish individual has left thousands and thousands of dollars on this table! Let’s step outside and, hopefully, when we return, the money will be gone… Look, Smithers, the money and a very stupid man are still here!
Money fight!