Bogey’s air speed not sufficient for intercept. Suggest we get out and walk.
All right, boy. Time for the ultimate dare. I dare you to skateboard to Krusty Burger… and back… naked.
No jury in the world is going to convict a baby. Well, maybe Texas.
Yeah, that’s what they all say; they all say, “D’oh.”
But Sir, every plant and tree will die! Owls will deafen us with incessant hooting! The town’s sundial will be useless!
If only we’d listened to that boy, instead of walling him up in the abandoned coke oven. Well, I’m going to avenge my grandfather. We’ll take on that greedy union, and we’ll get back our…Dental Plan.
We’re going out, Marge. If we don’t come back, avenge our deaths!
Aah! They’re dogs…and they’re playing poker!
Let me try a canine-human mind meld. It’s an incredibly rare psychic power possessed only by me and three other clerks at this store.
What’s Santa’s Little Helper doing to that dog?
I want to tell you about the most wonderful place in the world: doggie heaven. In doggie heaven, there are mountains of bones, and you can’t turn around without sniffing another dog’s butt!
You mean you gave away both your dogs? You know how I feel about giving.
Don’t eat nothin’ for a couple of days - I’m going to take you out for a steak the size of a toilet seat!
Yeah, I want to send her two dozen roses. And I want to put something nice on the card, like, um- - Uh, “Renee, my treasure-” Hey, shut up, or I’ll ram a stool down your throat! Uh, no. No, no. I don’t want that on the card. Well, let me hear how it sounds. Nah, nah, take it out. Take it out. And charge it to my Players Club card.
I know you can hear MY thoughts, boy. Meow meow meow meow, meow meow meow meow…
I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Just remember, if I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. Yes, you heard me. I think words I would never say.
All of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves. I don’t want to be hard on you, but I wish you wouldn’t curse in front of my boys.
Thank you, Lord, for this bountiful…PENIS!
Dear God: we paid for all this stuff ourselves, so thanks for nothing.
God, please give me one more chance to study, give me a snow day, or a power outage, or a teacher’s strike, anything, please!