Do you have wood for sheep?
That’s no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and it makes me sad.
Wheatooooooon !
They were not “friends”. They were imaginary colleagues.
Siwi, can you wecommend a westauwant?
Metrosexual my ass!
Bazinga!
Eat this cheese without farting and you can sleep with my sister.
She’s not my girlfriend!
(Sees janis and c0 in the thread.)
(Leans over and whispers something from BBT in JoelUpchurch’s ear.)
Some of those skinless chicks were hot.
I’ve said before, and I’ll say it again. Aquaman sucks.
Leonard, remember when I said it was on? Well, now it’s junior rodeo on.
(Contributed by Bricker Jr)
HOWARD …Do YOU AND YOR FRIENDS WANT COOKIES AND HAWAIIAN PUNCH?
Now before this goes any further, you should know that all physical contact, up to, and including coitus, are off the table.
I share your aversion to soiled hosiery.
You’re just coitusing with me, aren’t you?
“Let’s go, bitches! Lock up your daughters! We’re going to hit it and quit it!”
How do you know you won’t blow it up?
Hear that, ladies-night ladies? We’re eventually coming for you…