Speak to me only in The Big Bang Theory quotes.

That is not a good name.

It’s not optional.

Penny ? knock knock knock
Penny ? knock knock knock
Penny ? knock knock knock

Was that sarcasm?

I grew up in Texas. Football is ubiquitous in Texas. Pro football, college football, high school football, Pee-Wee football; in fact, every form of football except the original: European football, which most Texans believe to be a commie plot.

I’m a scientist, not a hippie!

It’s a tiara! Put it on me! Put it on me!

Is this the 1st non-Sheldon line?

Holy crap on a cracker.

It’s from Amy Farrah Fowler, but I’m not sure if all the others are from Sheldon.

It’s from Amy Farrah Fowler, but I’m not sure if all the others are from Sheldon.

I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.

You’re in my spot.

You’re boring people sweetie.

I googled that.

It’ll shorten the war by five years and save millions of lives!

It’s Halo night.

All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!

Our children will be smart and beautiful.

Are you a sex criminal?!?!