Good man. Wouldn’t be right, after I tried to help you regain control in your thread.
Good girl. Well…at least about the “no highjacking” part. I’m not sure so sure about you being a “good girl” in some other respects. That’s what I like about you. 
It was a good post, up to there. And, you’re right, there sure has been a lot of bragging, going on. So…and this is not directed solely at you, Toaster52…
Ladies and Gentlemen! Please do join our happy little group. We merely ask that you check your ego’s at the door. Our hatcheck girl will be happy to assist you. Thank you.
Or, at least try to keep them in check. 
Oh, almost forgot…I would have recommended that you start your own thread on this topic, as I’m sure it would have been extremely enjoyable, given the topic and your personality. And, a sure way to…umm…make a splash on the board. But, people seem to be getting a little testy about the sexually explicit threads, recently. And, I wouldn’t want a delicate flower of South womanhood, like yourself, to get crushed.
Ever find that webcam?
Just one? You mean, like Hitler supposedly had?
Dave,
Darn, I cannot find that webcam anywhere…(said with a huge sigh of relief…) I don’t think I am brave enough to start my own thread, not until I learn all of the lingo (fucknugget and asshat are two of my favorites so far…). And I really am bashful, did that not show in my posts…and I am fairly new to the south…moved from the wild west, but delicate I am! Thanks again for all the laughter! Margo
Again, on the advice of counsel, I must respectfully decline to answer that question.
Huh! I scared her off?? 
From what I’ve seen so far, Davebear, I’d wager a guess that Margo doesn’t scare that easy.
:drops off ego at the door:
It seems to me that the issue of spit vs swallow has pretty much been relegated to the sidelines, and the conversation has started to wander afield. I apologize for perhaps wandering too far.
I swallow. I’ve never tried spitting, but it just sems like it would be rude…
What? Me? Scared? No…I just had to go and spend the day with 26 kindergarteners…so I had to plunk my brain out of the gutter for a bit…but you should have seen the finger painting I did…if I showed you myself on my webcam you would all run shrieking in an attempt to find a sharp instrument to poke into your offended eyes…and hey, I do not want to be the reason anyone self mutilates…crikey…is this another hijack? I am so sorry, I only blame the lunch I was forced to consume in the cafeteria today…I would have gladly spit that out…ah there back on topic…Margo
It seemed that way to me, too. That’s why I decided to rein it in. No hard feelings on my part.
Well, if swallowing works for you, why change?
can I ask here if you dont mind? with all these oral threads it suddenly dawned on me that I was wondering …
does having your tongue peirced add to the sensation of receiving oral?
in what way if you’ve had it done to you…thats what makes me curious when I see females with their tongues pierced although I am not quite sure if guys do that as well for giving oral as well…
Well, there’s a totally on-topic highkjack! Sure, you can ask. Hopefully, someone will answer, although this thread seems to have lost it’s appeal for a lot of folks. Maybe this will inject a little life back into it.
I’ve never been pierced or been with a woman who was pierced. And, I, too, have wondered what it feels like.
I have been on the receiving end, and I can say that it was interesting.
Not enough for a non-pierced person to run out and get one, but you will notice a subtle difference with a person who has one.
Of course, it all comes down to how good they are at it in the first place.
This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar. The girl says she’ll be happy to pick up the round as she’s heard of a new
drink she wants him to try.
She returns to their table and has two drinks for him. One is a measure of Bailey’s. The other full is of lime juice. She says, “Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey’s, hold it in your mouth, and then chase it with the lime juice.” He looks a little dubious but does as he’s told because she’s really cute when she’s enthusiastic and he noticed a gleam in her eyes. First he drinks in the Bailey’s. Smooth. Creamy. A warm feeling in his mouth. Then he chugs the lime juice. After about a second, the cream in the Bailey’s curdles in his mouth. Two seconds into it his face turns the color of fresh lime juice. Three seconds and he’s finally able to calm his stomach enough to swallow the mess. As he makes a face, she whispers sweetly in his ear, “It’s called ‘Blowjob Revenge’.”
Incidentally, I’m neither a spitter nor a swallower. The one time I was unfortunate enough to have a man’s fluids inside my mouth, I was unable to enjoy my food for the rest of the day.
So I married a guy with a storage space built in. Isn’t that what foreskin’s for?
Funny, in an evil sort of way.
So, are you saying you genuinely consider it an act worthy of revenge, or just passing along a joke?
Back in bartender mode. Sets up a Bailey’s with a lime juice chaser for the lady. “Here. This will clear the taste out of your mouth.” 
So, how does that work? I’ve never heard of that, before. Do you glue it shut, beforehand, or something?
Oh, and welcome to SDMB.