OK, how about you stand in the corner with a lampshade on your head until I get her to the point where she won’t notice, then you break out the a/v equipment?
I don’t usually wear a lampshade until sometime toward the end of the party, but I guess I could make an exception, in this case.
Well, it’s gone dead, again. Time for Last Call?
"Well the women the women tear their blouses off.
And the men they dance on the polka dots.
And it’s partner found and partner lost
But it’s hell to pay when the fiddler stops.
It’s Closing Time…
I swear it happened just like this
a sigh,cry, a hungry kiss
The Gates of Love they budged an inch
I can’t say much has happend since…
…but Closing Time…"
Of course feel free to prove me and Leonard Cohen wrong. I don’t see wh this shouldn’t be the longest thread in the history of SDMB.
Well if we are going to make this the longest thread in the history of the SDMB… we need to get to work! Wasn’t that “a” thread like 100 pages before they closed it?
Well I just went out a bought a bottle of Baileys today and am gonna drink it tonight (ok perhaps not the whole bottle) - Dave you might get another pissed email lol…
So … on topic … my answer is swallow - the Baileys I mean guys… sheesh, people will think this is a flirt thread or something :D:p
Wouldn’t that frost people’s cupcakes! 
Yoiks! Yeah…looooong way to go! I wonder if that thread got more reads than this one, though. What was it? Something like 13,300+ reads, but only 800+ posts? Maybe it’s the decor. Do you think if I redecorated, people would start coming in for a drink? Or, a spit?
No problem. Just don’t go picking any fights, okay? I know how you drunken Irish get. 
I probably won’t get to read it until tomorrow, though.
scribbles furiously in his notebook So, you swallow Bailey’s Irish Cream, eh? Hmmm…now, that I think of it, so do I! :eek: But, I prefer to think of it as coming from Bailey on WRKP in Cincinnatti.
MMmmm…Bailey’s Irish Quarters…mmmm…
Mmmm, Bailey’s. Did you get the Butterscotch Schnapps, too, Honeydew?
Nope Branwen, I did see it in the shop and thought about getting it but though hell… its not a special occassion. I’ve just decided I will for my bday though … treat myself 
I suppose,if I really knew anything about bartending, I’d know what you were talking about. What is that?
Honeydew, when is your birthday? Soon?
Its 1 September… I tend not to spend too much on myself and something like that, I need a reason to buy. The two bottles would have cost something like $30 or so which seemed a little expensive to me. So it’ll be my bday treat instead…
So start saving now Mr Bear
Musicat I never heard of Baileys Quarters either… what are they???
The character on WKRP was Bailey Quarters. Not Irish, I don’t think, but I was making a mixed pun/joke on Davebear’s lusting after Miss Quarters, AKA Bailey. I, too, found her [hind?]-quarters delectable.
Got it? A joke’s not nearly as funny when you dissect it! 
Oops sorry we didn’t/don’t get that programme here so I didn’t get it … sowwy 
No problem, Honeydew: WKRP in Cincinatti
No problem! I’ll fax you a case of champagne!
:smack: D’oh! Sorry, dude. I have a one-track mind, but the train isn’t always on the track people expect it to be on. I couldn’t have told you Bailey’s last name for all the tea in China. Of course, I don’t drink tea, so that’s not much motivation.
And, Amen! on that backside! Are you another guy who preferred Bailey to Jennifer? (It was Jennifer, wasn’t it? I haven’t actually seen the show in years.)
No, but it’s funnier when people get it, than when they just go, “Huh?”.
Did someone say my name?
Oh damn, I hate having such a common name. Say “Jennifer” in a crowded room and at least one girl will say “Yes?”.
Musicat, did y’all get storms there last night?
Could be worse, Branwen. Call out “Dave?” in a crowded room and you’ll get three responses.
Just to follow up, anyone know a good way to get cumstains off of black leather?
You didn’t treat it first with that waterproofing stuff?!?!?!