Hi pencilpusher. Welcome! 
Not that I disagree with you, but why do you say it’s too bad I’m in Boston?
Dave’s got a not so secret admirer … cool 
Hmmm…okay, maybe. I hope it’s a least a woman, if that’s true.
Hey, keep an open mind :D.
I’m open to a lot of things, but that ain’t one of them. Nice to see you back, though, bete.
Hey! We passed the 1,000 Post mark, for this thread! WooHoo!
Hey, you know what they say. Bisexuality automatically doubles your chance of date on Saturday night :D.
And just think, then you could form your own opinion on the question you raised way back at the OP :D:D:D.
Ok, sorry, sorry. I really should go to bed now.
(Nice to be back, anyway :))
2 x 0 = 0 shrug
I find it awe-inspiring that this thread continues. And, I like The Doors.
How about the Scorpions?
Well, you know it is with these things; you give them a bit of a rest, and they’re ready to go, again.
I knew you’d have good taste in music.
I’m not familiar with the Scorpions, Shoes.
I like the Scorpions too…
After 21 pages, I’m too bleary-eyed and exhausted to post anything witty. Of course, after 21 pages, it’d probably be a repeat of someone else’s witticism anyway. Sigh, such are the trials of being a newb.
Swallow, definately. I always thought that everyone over 30 swallowed, less to clean up so it’s just more pragmatic.
FWIW, I’ve known lots of guys that had similar issues to overcome to fully…uh…exerience the joys of swallowing. It’s usually a combination of always having been told not to, an honest empathetic revulsion on the givers behalf, and sometimes an actual physical problem. Especially with younger guys, they tend to be unable to climax without that special rythym that they’re used to controlling, it just takes time and a sense of security to get over any of the above. It’s definately worth the journey!
Greetings your Majesty, and thank you for honoring us with your presence. We’ve had both saints and sinners join our little party, but I think you’re the first royalty. And, welcome aboard!
I’m impressed that you read the whole thing. Especially since at least a third of it is off-topic silliness, these days. And, you’re probably right; there probably aren’t any on-topic jokes that haven’t already been made, but don’t worry about that. You made up for it with the quality of your post.
It’s interesting that your perception was that everyone over 30 swallowed. I probably should have asked people to state an approximate age range when they posted, so we’d have more data to work with. Maybe I should start a new thread to ask that question.
It also sounds like you understand the male side of the equation quite well. But, it’s interesting that you feel that younger men have more trouble reaching orgasm orally. I understand your point, but I would have thought the younger man’s tendency towards having a “hair trigger” would cancel that out, if not swing the balance in the other direction. I will say, though, that changing rhythym at the wrong time did tend to cause problems for me, back when it was an issue.
Thanks for the welcome! Coffee’s about the only beverage I can handle just now, barkeep. 
I see your point, in my experience it was the fellas who needed to be in charge of the rhythym that had the issue. Seems more prevalent in young guys somehow, that need to jackrabbit thrust to climax just won’t be duplicated by our mouths, and that’s where they get hung up so to speak.
You’re oh so right about changing it up making it last, but that’s when being vocal is just ever so important. A nice color commentary from above keeps everyone convienently on the same page. Nothing worse than deciding a position change would be handy right about now, going to move and seeing Mr.Happy rather disenchantedly leak all over the space you just vacated. Ack!
Now dave… you do know it is impolite to ask a lady her age! Although you could argue that many of us are not ladies but that would also be impolite
I myself am exactly 30 … well not to the day but you know what I mean… but I didn’t start magically swallowing on my birthday it is something I have done all along!
One cuppa joe. I’ll let you add the cream, yourself, as you see fit. Wouldn’t want anyone wondering where it came from.
Ah, the foolishness of youth! Oh, well. At least there are compensations for it.
Hmm…communication during sex…another potentially interesting thread topic. Which means it’s probably been done, and I just didn’t see it. But, I tend to be very UNcommunicative during sex. At least, verbally. Of course, I’m not very talkative most of the time. I really prefer non-verbal means of communication.
I suspect many, if not most, of the ladies who’ve posted, here, are ladies, in that sense of the word, in public. You certainly seemed to be, at the Dopefest. That doesn’t mean they can be wanton women in private.
But, this board isn’t exactly a hotbed of polite manners, anyway, and it would have been a useful data sample, had I thought to ask when posting this thread. Of course, I never expected to get so many responses.
Never expected so many responses? On such an interesting question?
I do wish more of the C.none of the above folks had answered, I truly don’t understand that P.O.V.
No, I didn’t. This thread is over 2 months old (we missed its birthday, dammit!), and has over 1,000 responses. There’s no way I could have anticipated that, when most threads, including sex threads, last a week, or less.
The “unfortunate consequence” option? Yeah, we didn’t hear from many of those people. I guess none of my ex’s are Dopers. 
Hi folks! Name’s Rob. Been lurking thru this WHOLE UNBELEIVABLE THREAD for days. I must say, you all are an impressive bunch of nice people. Feel like I’ve gotten to know a lot of you, 'specially Dave (sorry about the recient bad dating experiences dude, but your writing style is awsome!)
Unfortunately, it is quitting time and I must go home and leave the Spit -r- Swallow Pub for the weekend. I’ll havta pick up on page 20 next week.
I just wanted to say what an amazing little place y’all have here.
(Dispite the wanker over in the corner ;^) ) And I wish you all the best luck, Dave. And the same for the rest of ya!
I would like to offer an answer to I think it was the nice lady refered to as Dream Girl asked, which was: How does a gal get her point across that it’s ok if her guy cums in her mouth?
I would think that making yummy sounds and, at the appropriate time, a lusty “Oh yeah, c’mon, give it to me!” would SURELY do the trick! (Geez, just writing that just about did it for me)
For the record on the OP, the once or twice I actually DID cum in my wife’s mouth she descretely jus let it dribble. OK by me. Would be nice for a swallow, but I’m not too picky. I understand it’s uncomfortable after a while, and, I eat a lot of spicey food too, so I imagine I don’t taste too good.
Here’s to hoping the ol Spit-r-Swallow never closes and you exceed the 100pg record!
Cheers,
Rob