Hi, I’m Mister Rik. You may know me from previous threads, wherein I expressed my frustration with my fantasies about relationships with inappropriate women!
You will be happy to know that I have found an “appropriate” woman! She is a mere one year younger than me, and is not a relative (though it turns out that she once lived in the same tiny, obscure town where my mother grew up, and her grown daughter still lives there).
We have not yet “done the deed”, but we have slept in the same bed together a couple times. And therein lies my problem.
I’m the “big spoon”, i.e. lying close behind her, both of us lying on our right sides. My left arm is therefore wrapped around her, and my right arm is …
I can’t figure out what to do with my right arm! If I slip it under her, I fear it will be physically uncomfortable for her. That leaves me with my right arm either crossed against my chest (which feels like I’m putting up a wall between us), or extended down the length of my own body (which makes my right arm fall asleep).
GAH! I don’t know what to do! I haven’t had sex in 20 years, and it’s been that long since I’ve had a woman in my bed! I’m used to sleeping alone, and I sleep face-down with my arms around my pillow!
Hep me! I be hip-mo-tized!
Seriously, what do I do with my right arm?