Do you wipe your dog’s ass?
Advice for being a server
Uh, no thanks, we’ll try the self-serve buffet down the street.
** It’s too hot MMP
It’s like working in Farenheit 451! (Boss and books)**
So what is the temperature at which employees spontaneously burst into flame?
**What’s Happened to the Hollywood Movie Industry?
all the stars have burned out **
** How do atheists get married?
Where the devil have you been?**
Wow, the ministers really get snarky at atheist weddings.
Whoops: Wrong Thread
** Changing engine oil but not the oil filter.
What is the difference between ‘nervous’ and ‘nervous’?
Car question: Oil changing oops.
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Why you shouldn’t be nervous about changing oil.
What is the difference between ‘nervous’ and ‘nervous’?
Please help me act respectfully at the Mosque
I just wanna be sure it’s OK to ask where all the women are.
**Toilet lid: up or down?
@#&%ing Stress! **
Just wait till you have to decide which way to hang the toilet paper.
**Why is opiate addiction so feared?
The “cough” that everyone got this past winter-spring.
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I have to take opiates for my “cough”.
** Sometimes dating is bizarre
If you were going to a super-hero costume party
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What would you do in this situation? (frivolous question)
Make love and shut down your computer
**About things appearing to take forever to fall into black holes
“should have sent a poet” - Origins?
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Because they’ll take less time to fall in, or because then there’d be one less poet on earth?
**After sex headaches: The Spawn of Satan (Of course it’s TMI)
CREEPY experience at the supermarket tonight **
Clean up, aisle 5!
**CREEPY experience at the supermarket tonight
Obama’s Pass the Buffett Rule
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I passed Obama at the buffet the other day, which is even creepier!
**Mom, The Whole “Reusing” Thing Is Going Too Far
My Dog is Missing **
But at least dinner was cheap.
**Soon you shall call me master
Would you have a problem with this statement? **
No, Master. But you could try to be a little less codependent.
** Toilet lid: up or down?
Do you believe atheists?**
“As [del]God[/del] is my witness, I left the lid down!”
Should your highest-ranking elected leader be “brilliant?”
Obama’s college transcripts
I’ll take that as a yes.
**Where was all this attention on bullying when I was a youngster?
Soon you shall call me master **
Yes, Master! Please don’t stuff my in the trash can again, Master!
If you get bitten forcibly by a crocodile…
Are facial expressions an important part of sign language?
I’ve always wanted to see a mime get eaten by a crocodile.
My Dog is Missing
Rockhounds: ever mine your own?
Have you looked under a rock? (Or you can go to the dog quarry and dig up a new one.)