Larry.
He was executive producer, so my guess is that he bought the rights to the movie franchise. Universal released it, but I can’t find which company produced it.
I’ll prolly go and see ep III, whatever it might be called. And I’ll feel betrayed and swindled afterwards.
Star Wars Episode III: This Movie Is Terrible, Don’t See It For The Life of You, You’ll Waste $9.50, And Since Lucas Is Already Loaded You Don’t Need To Give Him More Money So Why Bother? Go Support Your Local Independent Theater And See Something Else, It’ll Be Way Better And The Money Will Go To A Good Cause!
And let’s not forget Lucas’s upcoming Ultra-Neato-Special-Super-Duper Edition of the original trilogy:
Star Wars Episode IV: A New New Hope
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back Again
Star Wars Episode VI: The Return of The Return of the Jedi
*Star Wars Episode III:
Triumph of the Advertising
Return of the Merchandising
Jar Jar Bink’s Badassssss Song
Up Yours from Skywalker Ranch
Boba Fett Disappoints Again
The Last Tatooinian Virgin
Sand People Shindig
Meesah See Dead Jedi
Ahmet Best’s Career Ends
Lucas Says: 'I’m Rich Bitch!" (my apologies to Dave Chapelle)
Well, Lucas has said that the Clone Wars will take place off-camera, so I’m betting the third one will be called Star Wars: After the Clone Wars or similar. Personally, I think he should call it: Star Wars: Birth of an Empire. A subtle reference to D. W. Griffith’s Birth of a Nation.
I saw a pretty cool fan-made poster for Episode III, on which the title was Fall of the Jedi. It seems the most likely to me, as it mirrors the Return of the Jedi of Episode 6.
Personally, I’m looking forward to Episode 3 because I wwant to see lots of killin’!
Reports indicate that the Lucasfilm top brass want the film’s title to reference a circle, as in “The circle is now complete…”
Personally, I’m all for something like:
"Star Wars Episode III: Anakin Finally Kicks Butt and Gets a Cooler Name as Well as Coining a Phrase Known Forever Throughout the Galaxy and Franchising World"*
Hmmm…It’s pretty catchy, don’t you think?
*****For those of you who are wondering, the phrase is, “Luke…I am your Father!!!”
Because of course, every movie you see in an Independent theatre will be great, right?
There are just as much stinkers in Independent theatres as in big show theatres.
The Brunching Shuttlecocks are way ahead of you guys. They also have these spoilers for lines we’ll certainly hear in Episode III. Oh and here were their suggestions for Episode II.
Me, I posted my guess for Episode III in this thread:
We now return you to your regularly scheduled inanity.
It’s been noted that some titles have been reminiscent of classics (B-classics, maybe, but none-the-less…). And in the next one, Luke & Leia are to be born. So how about “The Princess’s Pride”?
Or maybe fairy-tale roots, with “The Emperor’s New Clones”?
Try out one of the titles from the Frankenstein franchise: “The Curse of Anakin”?
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*Originally posted by AcidKid *
**… the already known presence of ET in Star Wars… **/QUOTE]
yes, I remember that …
Huh ?
Finally answering the question: “Just how did the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator get inside the Death Star?”
Nerdy nitpick:
Vader never said “Luke… I am your father.”
This is one of the most often misquoted lines in movie history.
The actual line is “No… I am your father.”
Vader: He never told you what happened to your father.
Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Vader: No… I am your father.
I thought the Phantom Menace was Anakin. Actually, I checked with about 10 Star Wars geeks I know, and all of them said they thought it was Anakin, too.
Isn’t it?
What’s phantom about that menace? The idea is that Sidious manages to convince everybody there’s a threat to stability when in fact there is not really a threat. Hence, phantom menace.
You know, for the first time, I think I’m actually not going to see the new Star Wars movie untill it hits dvd.
Fuck Lucas, fuck him up his stupid ass. I’m not contributing to his box office success, that greedy fat fuck.
So sorry, dil.
ON another note, have you ever heard the Star Wars Gangsta Parody, or something like that? Hahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!
Moderators Notes
raizok you’re still fairly new here so I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt, but you need to watch your language in this forum.
Thanks.
Originally posted by Dil
That’s not right either. Vader said “No, Luke. I am your father.” I’m not sure if the punctuation is right, but that’s what he said.