No, not the Mexican state. That little rat dog. Am I the only one who is sick and fucking tired of seeing that little rodent hawking Taco Bell products every 15 minutes?
The chihuahua was orginally bred for food, ironic, no?
“Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I’m worried about the difference between wrong and fun.”
~P.J. O’Rourke~
No kidding, it was funny the first 1000 times I saw the damn dog.
We have common foes, Unc. Mightn’t we also destroy EVERY SINGLE FUCKING PERSON on those vapid Old Navy commercials?
“Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.”
“I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.”
“Up the voltage.”
-Real Genius
Do I hear a call to NUKE Old Navy.
Anything I can do to help?
Need some one to carry the bomb?
Set the timer?
Stand around and cheer?
Keep me informed on your plans.
Peace
t lion
" I Wonder What Happens When I push THIS Button? "
I hate the dog, but, hey…he’s only a dog. Now the Old Navy jerk-offs? They need to die. And soon. And a couple dance lessons before couldn’t hurt.
I hate the dog, but, hey…he’s only a dog. Now the Old Navy jerk-offs? They need to die. And soon. And a couple dance lessons before couldn’t hurt.
That dog would taste better than the “food” Taco Bell serves.
That said, the dog should die…
Yer pal,
Satan
You guys are making the idea of never reconnecting my cable seem more attractive by the minute.
If only that would solve the problem. I don’t have cable either. These commercials are running rampant on network broadcast television. I guess it’s time to unplug the damn thing.
“Some people are worried about the difference between right and wrong. I’m worried about the difference between wrong and fun.”
~P.J. O’Rourke~
OK, the taco bell “dog” is more than annoying… he’s CREEPY. If one of those commercials comes on, I have to turn the channel. If I can’t turn the channel, I have to leave the room. One of my former roommates thought it was “cute” and would watch them all while I hid in my room in the fetal position.
Maybe the little bastard’s looking for cousin when he says “Drop the chalupa.”
“Bodie, I noticed you stopped stuttering.”
“I’ve been giving myself shock treatments.”
“Up the voltage.”
-Real Genius
Valerie - I’m guessing that if you saw MarkSerlin walking a Chihuahua in a dark alley, it would pretty much do you in?
I was going to try to think of a witty comeback, but I’m having enough trouble typing while curled up in a ball and rocking back and forth.
I wonder how many years of therapy I’m going to need to get over the damage from that visual?
I’ve never minded the Taco Bell Chihuahua, but I’ve always, always, ALWAYS hated the Pillsbury Doughboy. I don’t know what it is about li’l Poppin’ Fresh that gives me the screaming abdabs, but he does. I vote that we put him in the microwave on high. “Hmm-hmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaiiiggghhhh! BLAM!”
“That’s entertainment!” —Vlad the Impaler
I have size 14 boots. I volunteer for the stomping.
<WHUMP> “URF!”
– Sylence
I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one.
Neuro—yep, PoppinFresh is creeeepyyyy. And even worse is that little dryer sheet Snuggle Bear. He gives me nightmares.
Yo quiero poofy hair.
I’m sorry. I’m beating this joke to death.
That is officially my last MarkSerlin reference.
If I wanted smoke blown up my ass, I’d be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.
Hehe…hehe…kill the dog…yes master…kill the dog…
Oops. Sorry. Got a little too wrapped up in that sick fantasy. Anyway, yeah, the dog needs to go. I liked the “heeeeere lizard lizard lizard” one, but that’s it. Time now to pack it in. How about I tie him to my cat, and throw them over my rearview mirror like fuzzy dice? My cat is about useless too.
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And even worse is that little dryer sheet Snuggle Bear. He gives me nightmares.{/quote]
A really strange friend once wrote a poem that she read at an open mike about how Snuggles was the devil.
No offense, Satan.
~Kyla
“You couldn’t fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine.”
I remember MAD Magazine had an article about product mascots. In the article they had an X-ray of Joe Camel’s blackened chest, and an X-ray of the Doughboy, with all his ribs fractured from being poked so goddamn many times. LOL!
JMcC, San Francisco, JJM’s page from the Bay
Q. What did Bill Gates’ wife say on their honeymoon?
A. Microsoft, huh? No kidding.