Straight Dope Crushes and Fantasies??

Veb Said:

Great! Just torture me. 17 more days… ::Counting the seconds::
:wink:


I have chainmail underwear.

I also know who it is, and I ain’t tellin, neither!!! :wink:


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Okay, I went to the home page, I looked, and now, I’d like to admit my crush on Esprix.

Brains, good looks, sense of humor…what more could anyone want? Well, I guess if he was bi, that would help but I never let facts stand in the way of fantasies!


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aaawwwww of course I know you exist aha, I wait for your threads every day just so I’ll have something fun to post to.

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Aw, go on… :o

I’ll keep my eyes open. Hey, ya never know…

Esprix


Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)

“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”

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Check out the “Who’s Who in MPSIMS” and SkySlash’s thread about being perceived as gay (evidently we’re long-lost brothers or something).

And my home page, of course. :slight_smile:

Esprix


Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)

“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”

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:slight_smile:


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Yours truly,
aha

Yeesh, I really need to start reading all of a thread before posting. :slight_smile:

As Cowboy said, beth, you can check out my home page.

Oh, and Cowboy?

:o

<hee hee>

Now where’s your picture, eh?

Esprix


Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)

“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”

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:o

OK, you really need to stop. {hee hee}

You’re very sweet, beth. {smooch}

Esprix, who is feeling very loved right now


Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)

“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”

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Falcon doesn’t have a crush on me??!

I feel so…crushed! :slight_smile:


VB
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Hmpf! Did you say you have a crush on ME? I think NOT! Nah…you’re a sweetie, hon. smooch


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I have to admit having a bit of a crush on Eve. If I were in New York, I would ask her out.

Alas!

Bucky

LA, huh? Good - when I move out to San Diego, you can take me out two-stepping in LA. :smiley:

Esprix


Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)

“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”

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Okay, Cowboy, because I never know anything (I believe I was the first to ask Sqrl to explain felching) what is Digital Queer?

trisha

Oooh, Bucky—see my confession in the “Crushed by the Crush Thread” thread.

Are you one of my Three Secret Pashes? Could very well be . . .

So whens the big orgy?

Okay, I’m a smidge shy about this, but here’s to your self-esteem, no? Ever since reading Kilgore Trout’s profile and seeing his pic in “Who’s Who in MPSIMS”, I’ve had a mini-crush. He sounds like a interesting, intelligent guy. Plus he’s got dimples. :smiley:

And I’ve got lots more crushes, but I’m not sharing them. Only one potential TMI a day.


VB
I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken.

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Shayna–I felt so bad when I read your post and you thought I was insulted. After I posted, I wondered how soon you were leaving to go home. If I hadn’t seen your post today, I would have emailed you to let you know that I didn’t feel bad. I hated that my post sounded so harsh.

I’m glad you saw my message, and didn’t spend the whole weekend worrying about your post.

BTW, I see that Bricker does have good taste!