From Cowboy Greg’s webpage:
Digital Queer
Otherwise known as “Gays Who Do Computer Stuff At Work”.
Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.
-Charles Schulz
::evil glare::
Homepage: www.idahospuds.com
Occupation: Side dish
Location: the oven, 400 degrees for 45 minutes
Interests: fine dining, sour cream and butter.
-custom profile by UncleBeer
Jazzmine inquires:
A Digital Queer is a gay person who does high-tech things for a living. Personally, my high-tech job is running around madly and clucking… oh, wait, that’s not it. Actually, I do sysadmin and database things (along with end-user support) for the Dark Temple of the Mouse.
If you’re interminably curious, this page leads to DQ’s site (they’re a part of GLAAD now).
“It’s a sunny little doomed planet, inhabited by a number of frisky little doomed animals.”
Ok, Lemmie guess.
I’m the Guy You Could Love Like A Brother Right?
The One You Love, But Not In That Way?
The Love You Have For Me Is The Kind That Disapears As Soon As You Leave The Room?
Or simply: I’m A Good Friend.
Not that I’m bitter, or anything.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Okay, I can’t stand it any longer. I must reveal my cyber-crush on A Girl. I mean, she’s cute (those eyes!), and she’s a cat person!
Did I mention that people sometimes tell me I bear an uncanny resemblance to Bruce Wayne? The one from the animated series, of course.
Well, OpalCat, I have a crush on you 
I don’t know if you noticed that already or not.
Esprix, I just want to thank you for not capitalizing my name!
Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music.
One-of-a-kind, custom-designed Wally sig available on request.
What? No one mentioned me? Oh woe is me, i am like so unpopular. I must not be very prolific, that’s it…
Oh well i’ll just go off in the corner and sulk a while.
Heh, I’ve noticed a few posters here who don’t have capitalized names, so I do try. 
Esprix
Ask the Gay Guy! (or, if you prefer the Jesusfied version, Asketh the damn Priest Guy!)
“Never assume a malicious intent when stupidity will explain just as well.”
{This space reserved for a Genuine WallyM7 Sig™}
Another reason to not post your online crushes. My apologies, saucy potato. I hereby withdraw my crush.
(Don’t worry, I wasn’t serious, anyway.)
Announcing my crush on alsmith/Scylla after reading that groundhog thread. A sense of humor is very sexy indeed. That said, I’ll also have to include Inky and aha as well as Satan and the others out there. You know who you are.
Ok, the OP called for only naming one person per post. You guys cheated. Milo I have seen your pic and you are a hunk, to put it mildly, but I bet all the girls tell you that. And if my bud aha were not married I would run off with him.
** Sigh. So many men, so few who can afford me ** Original by Wally
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
Homepage: www.superlativeandsassy.com
Occupation: Temptress
Location: Ultra, California
Interests: surpluses, excesses, abundances, extras, lagniappes
profile by UncleBeer
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Given the amount of whining we’ve already had over this thread (me included!!), naming only one person would have been even worse!
That’s ok. I am only kidding.
Homepage: www.idahospuds.com
Occupation: Side dish
Location: the oven, 400 degrees for 45 minutes
Interests: fine dining, sour cream and butter.
-custom profile by UncleBeer
Well, it looks like I’m not supposed to have crushes yet, being a newbie, but I’ll share a few anyway.
Chef Troy
Esprix (even though I know it can never be)
Shayna (you rock…must be the bicurious in me) grin
I’m sure as I continue to visit and read I shall learn more of the wonderfully fascinating people here, and develop more crushes.
Eposia
Well, I have yet to develope crushes or fantasies (Although I do have fantasies of starting a thread where I get complimented by all my favorites…), but I’m developing quite a list of favorite posters around here, even if they just ignore whatever I post.
<gushing> Oh, just all of you </gushing>
Wow! Someone resurrected this old thread and actually mentioned me? I’m so flattered! Thank you, Eposia, and welcome to the board! Who knows, the more you post, I might just develop a crush on you, too.
Hi Monster! (I would never want you to say I ignored you!)
I have both, a crush and a fantasy about someone on this thread, but I can’t tell you who it is…
Nope, Nope, Nope, not gonna get it outa me!
OK, why hasn’t my name come up in this thread yet? I mean, somebody’s gotta want me. Right?