Straight Men - What Desired Sexual Act/Aspect Won't Your Wife/Partner Do With You (Now or Ever)?

[friedo]

@silenus

Whattya wanna do that she won’t?

I don’t know…fuck her sister while she makes me a sandwich?

I’d rather fuck her while her sister makes me a sandwich. Her sister is a professional chef, you see.

[Count_Blucher]

@friedo

I’d rather fuck her while her sister makes me a sandwich. Her sister is a professional chef, you see.

Oh.

Q: Will she be serving you with a nice chianti and some fava beans?

[Idle_Thoughts]

@Penfeather

Because the question is rude, prurient and intrusive, and refusing to answer lets the questioner know that.

Actually, it just comes off more like a huge threadshit, so don’t do this again. If you don’t like a question or topic, you are not compelled to reply. If you really feel the need to say something of this nature about a topic, though, feel free to use the Pit instead.

[Velocity]

@Count_Blucher

Oh.

Q: Will she be serving you with a nice chianti and some fava beans?

Silence of the Lambs!!!

[Penfeather]

@Idle_Thoughts

Actually, it just comes off more like a huge threadshit, so don’t do this again. If you don’t like a question or topic, you are not compelled to reply. If you really feel the need to say something of this nature about a topic, though, feel free to use the Pit instead.

Duly noted.

[JpnDude]

JpnGal won’t have sex without first showering/washing/bathing.