Suggesting that there should also be an East Chicken Fight Road!
Google Maps shows both “Thisa Way” and “Thata Way” in Shelby NC and Hemet CA.
In addition to these two, Silverado CA has “Hidea Way” and “Bythe Way”.
The Las Vegas development also has “Better Way” and 'Supreme Court".
Obviously the east chicken lost the fight.
Only the victors get to name the roads. After themselves no doubt.
But is there just one chicken fight for the whole road or are there thousands of chicken fights from end to end? We need more data!
The women call me “handsome” and the men call me “sir.” Or the other way around. I’m easily confused.
Are they all fighting to cross the road or to prevent other chickens from crossing it? Enquiring minds want to know.
All the downtown ladies call you “Treetop Lover”, all the men just call you “Sir”.
In my head this has always been “the top lover”. Every lyric site says “Treetop.” I don’t even know what a treetop lover is!
I know, right? @Little_Nemo drops this totally fact free example in here, then casually slips out of the thread. Way to leave us hanging, dude.
My street name is Peggy, cuz there’s already a boy named Sue.
Whilst I don’t know the details of West Chicken Fight Road, I live not too far from the destination of the winner AND presumably the loser, Chicken Dinner Road.
“Treetop lover” = extremely tall dude. Human Giraffe. Like 6’5"+. Chicks dig that stuff.
Like this??:
That “Peggy” is by far my favorite ad gimmick.
Heh!
I’d forgotten about that commercial. The really funny part is that I worked in a call center as over-phone-tech support for verizon for a short time. (Yes I had the nickname Peggy then and yes it really is because of “A Boy Named Sue”).
When I was in that end of industry my phone name was Sean/Shawn. All the men & women in that role had gender-ambiguous names by design. Don’t ask.
That would be General Tso Chicken Fight Road.
For the longest time, I had the impression that gender-ambiguous names tended to be of Irish origin, like Sean, Kelly, Pat, until they started giving kids surnames for first names, like Ashley or Taylor.
I just picture Tarzan.
I remember when they did that for foreign sounding names back in the day. Are you saying if your name was Bob, they would still have you use a fake name?
Yes.
Funny enough, when I read the latest trendy surnames-as-first-names like Asley or Taylor I have this vague sensation they’re Irish. I wonder if that’s an unconscious echo of your point about the likes of Kelly & Pat?
In junior high, it was said that your porno name was the name of your first pet, then the name of the street you grew up on. Mine was Felix Inwood.
I’ve heard that your porn name is the name of your first pet plus the maiden name of your mother. Mine would be Mucki Lange, which is hilarious and spot on if you know German. Mucki is a slang term for muscle and Lange means long. I’m a guy.
I’m confused about how to construct my porn name using your formula. My dearly departed mother’s maiden name was Dickus (a family name found in the USA, the UK, Canada, and Scotland. It means friendly, energetic).
The first pet I ever owned was a large Main Coon that we named Biggus (Big Gus, get it?). He was indeed a very large feline!
So, how do I derive my porn name using those parameters?