A ribhouse we used to frequent (before Covid shut 'em down) had this chart posted near the register. My blues name is Boney (sic) Legs Bailey.
Have fun.
Boney Gumbo Hopkins.
[Homer]Mmmm, Boney Gumbo[/Homer]
And I’m Boney Gumbo Bradley. Just a boney bunch in here!
I would be Lucky Buskirk.
Just sad.
Porn name.
Big Dog Walker is my Blues name
Like that.
“Bullet”? That would be a man’s porn name.
I don’t know about this. Who defines these things? Your Doper name is your mother’s maiden name followed by your bank transit and account numbers…
no, your doper name is your e-mail address followed by you social security number
These last two sounds more like your Dopey name than Doper name. As in “you’d have to be pretty dopey to fall for that ploy.”
Sure. I was trying to be diplomatic about some of the posts a few above it, though.
The close resemblance between porno names and online security questions is funny, though. Did my childhood friends all go into IT?
One Way
I’ve developed a fine method for creating your porn name using your bank account and routing numbers. If y’all just PM those to me, I’ll give you names to be proud of.
I dub thee “Bent-over Squealing JailWeasel” 
Whatever you say, Pretty Bad Boy Parker!
(snerk)
No Outlet
Bad name for a porn star…
Better than “No Entry” though, right?
They call me Irving. I’m the 142nd fastest gun in the west.
MR Dot Cool
The name’s Horse. Richard Horse.