I’m starting this at Zyada’s suggestion. It was her idea! Really!
I’ve been telling people that my girlfriend is a belly dancer I met in Las Vegas. I get great reactions, and accumulate many Stud Points[sup]TM[/sup]. (I do admit later that the dancing is a hobby and she doesn’t live in Vegas, but I still get to keep the Points.)
Certainly there are many other valid descriptions of your relationship or SO (or anything else that works) that Dopers can make to get Stud Points[sup]TM[/sup] or Chick Points[sup]TM[/sup]. (Or should that be Babe Points[sup]TM[/sup] instead?) The only requirement here is that your way of getting the Points must be absolutely truthful - no lies at all, but half-truths are certainly OK, since that’s what I do.
Give us your Stud/Chick Points[sup]TM[/sup] stories!
I’m going to DC tomorrow to “chaperone” a bachelorette party.
Originally, it was supposed to be 10 women + me and another guy going to Mardi Gras, but that fell through. Now it’s just me and 4 women from Thursday to Monday.
Wish I could gather enough cash and time to put together another Vegas Dopefest. I had planned on doing it at the Luxor this year. Maybe next year and we can all join rjk and Zyada in a Vegas wedding.
[li] Being a pilot. Totally hot. The last big trip we took was a flight down the Hudson and around the Statue of Liberty. (He looks quite tasty in them ole aviator sunglasses, too!)[/li]
[li] Having great muscles and a nice bod. 'Specially those outstanding pecs… mmmm! He’s generally just way handsome anyhow… black hair, dark eyes, clean shaven, well-groomed without being fussy.[/li]
[li] Having understated good taste. Doesn’t wear any jewelry or trendy wacky clothing. No pierced anything. Drives a nice yet sensible car. He’s immensely twisted, but on the inside. Love the dichotomy![/li]
[li] Not thinking that we need to be attached at the hip 24/7. Lets me go my own way and do my own stuff when I need my time.[/li]
[li] Being able to juggle. Literally. Just about anything. Very entertaining, especially in the produce aisle at the local grocery store.[/li]
[li] Being well-traveled. Lots of good stories, but not boastful about it.[/li]
[li] Being a published author.[/li]
[li] Liking cats.[/li]
[li] Taking me out to dinner a lot.[/li]
[li] Being smart and having the ability to poke fun at himself. (Actually, it’s more fun if I poke him…!)[/li]
I await his list regarding moi.
That said, my husband looks like a cross between Bruce Willis and Nicholas Cage, [sub]if you add about 100 lbs[/sub]
and holy shit, can he ever dance! [sub]like a white boy**
He was made the youngest partner in the ENTIRE history of his [sub]public accounting[/sub] firm and now runs ALL of NYC, New England, Philly, and DC! [sub]for a French firm[/sub]
He went to an exclusive all boy Catholic high school [sub]and got kicked out his senior year for failing religion[/sub] and varsity lettered as a sophomore. [sub]in debate[/sub]
That said, my husband looks like a cross between Bruce Willis and Nicholas Cage, [sub]if you add about 100 lbs[/sub]
and holy shit, can he ever dance! [sub]like a white boy[/sub]
He was made the youngest partner in the ENTIRE history of his [sub]public accounting[/sub] firm and now runs ALL of NYC, New England, Philly, and DC! [sub]for a French firm[/sub]
He went to an exclusive all boy Catholic high school [sub]and got kicked out his senior year for failing religion[/sub] and varsity lettered as a sophomore. [sub]in debate[/sub]
He’s a FANTASTIC father [sub]when he’s home two days a week[/sub] and an outstanding lay! [sub]That ain’t no half-truth![/sub]
He’s very funny and has an instinctive business sense, it’s uncanny.
anyone who has kept up with me and my threads (yeah right) knows how I feel about a girl, Mandy. Well, I’ll tell ya, I have been after her forever, and tonight, I finally made out with her. I believe I am getting a strong grip on our relationship, and that rocks!
My sweetie just got his Coast Guard Captain’s License and 50 Ton Certificate (and I’ve already heard all the lines about how can he carry a 50 ton cert in his wallet - ha ha ha) So anyway, I’m married to a certified sailing stud.
He also rides a RoyalStar - BIG honkin’ bike… I hate riding myself, but he does look good in his leathers.
Oh yeah - and he scrubs the shower without being asked - that’s worth all kinds of points in my book!
I am a former professional juggler (meaning I made my living from it), and got it out of my system then. Rarely do I just start tossing things around when out in public. Creaky exaggerates.
See if YOU get a plane ride after you move to New York Sue…
As for Creaky, she gets major Babe Points for… well… lots of stuff that I shouldn’t say on a public message board! Let’s leave it that she looks great in a belly shirt…
I married a doctor.
And I wasn’t even trying. (Uh, these would be stud points. She’s female, I’m male. And really, I was only trying to get laid. That she knew what to touch, where, why, for how long, and with exactly how much pressure, was a mere bone-us.)