Why do large chunks of cooked mammal get stuck in my teeth?
What would a chair look like if our knees bent the other way?
May I be excused?
When are you coming home? The children miss you.
Why is an Orange?
If my butt has no teeth, how does it bite off a turd?
(This was actually asked, I think Opal has it somewhere on her flame pages here http://fathom.org/teemingmillions/flames.html )
Why don’t they put the guy’s name on the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier?
Well, d’uh, she’s just a baby! She can’t read yet! And besides, you spelled Maggie wrong!
Um, does this dress make me look fat?
If a tree falls in the woods, do the other trees make fun of it?
How do I determine if my 1920’s style death ray is authentic and not a cheap imported knock-off?
If I wave my fingers in a certain way elephants come out of them. Am I not eating enough paint?
How do I be more funny.
Does 0.99… echo?
Can I have my dollar back?
Why does it sat BANNED under my name?
What size condom should I buy for my pet frog-TMI!
What have I got in my pocketsesss?
If I go to the Grand Canyon and take a duck, when will the 8:05AM train from Chicago meet the 12:26PM train from Los Angeles on Eastern Standard Time (taking into account the Coriolis Effect)?
Tripler
And don’t forget the Doppler Shift either.
What was that sound? Who did that? Why are you touching me??