Stupid General Questions Forever

My jumbo shrimp wants to know the third word that ends in -gry. What is it?

My hand, if you’re lucky.

Oh my!

How do I stop laughing?

When having an indoor barbeque, which type of rocket fuel should I use?

Look at this

<lifts t-shirt>

You might want to get that checked out, Lobsang, a friend of mine had that a few years ago and he let it go. Long story short, his dog had to be neutered.

And no, Xgemina, that is not where my shoe was. But for a dollar, I will tell you…!

What’s that on my back? Where’s my money? Why is that window open?

No, seriously, how do I stop laughing?

Why isn’t Karl Marx in any of the Marx Brothers films?

How do I get rid of the burning sensation?

Why don’t foreginers speak English like everyone else?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck in 24 hours if the woodchuck drank too much and had to upchuck several times during this period?

4 gallons…once upchucked.

Whatever you do Lobsang, don’t drop your pants.

More stupid questions:

Does this look infected?

Why don’t they make dragons and unicorns anymore?

Whatever happened to 1920s style Death Rays? I thought those were such a good idea!

When someone says “Bite me”, where exactly should I start nibbling?

Why do you all look so disembodied?

If I don’t stop how long will it take before I go blind?

Can I keep going until my eyesight just gets a little worse - how about just until I look good in the mirror?

Can John Howard speak to the dead?

Alas, that was a general question.

Do I look fat in this? Be honest.

Do I still have a lap when I stand up?

What’s the name of that guy in that movie? You know, where a bunch of stuff happens and then the credits roll?

What happens when I press this button?

Is that too specific for a general question?

Who’s funnier? Karl Marx or Carl Sagan?

DON’T TOUCH IT!!! IT’S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON YOU FOOL!!!