My jumbo shrimp wants to know the third word that ends in -gry. What is it?
My hand, if you’re lucky.
Oh my!
How do I stop laughing?
When having an indoor barbeque, which type of rocket fuel should I use?
Look at this
<lifts t-shirt>
You might want to get that checked out, Lobsang, a friend of mine had that a few years ago and he let it go. Long story short, his dog had to be neutered.
And no, Xgemina, that is not where my shoe was. But for a dollar, I will tell you…!
What’s that on my back? Where’s my money? Why is that window open?
No, seriously, how do I stop laughing?
Why isn’t Karl Marx in any of the Marx Brothers films?
How do I get rid of the burning sensation?
Why don’t foreginers speak English like everyone else?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck in 24 hours if the woodchuck drank too much and had to upchuck several times during this period?
4 gallons…once upchucked.
Whatever you do Lobsang, don’t drop your pants.
More stupid questions:
Does this look infected?
Why don’t they make dragons and unicorns anymore?
Whatever happened to 1920s style Death Rays? I thought those were such a good idea!
When someone says “Bite me”, where exactly should I start nibbling?
Why do you all look so disembodied?
If I don’t stop how long will it take before I go blind?
Can I keep going until my eyesight just gets a little worse - how about just until I look good in the mirror?
Can John Howard speak to the dead?
Alas, that was a general question.
Do I look fat in this? Be honest.
Do I still have a lap when I stand up?
What’s the name of that guy in that movie? You know, where a bunch of stuff happens and then the credits roll?
What happens when I press this button?
Is that too specific for a general question?
Who’s funnier? Karl Marx or Carl Sagan?
DON’T TOUCH IT!!! IT’S THE HISTORY ERASER BUTTON YOU FOOL!!!