Who moved my cheese?
Why did my favorite sports team lose this weekend? I noticed after the game the players from the other team were thanking God. Did God make my team lose? And if so, is that considered cheating?
How do I unbend my Wookie?
Is it spose to be soft like that?
You Chew it. This is best done Solo.
Which one? THAT one? Over there? Wearing the clown nose? THAT one?
Where are all the Snowdens of yesteryear?
Why does the SDMB look different?
What ever happened to the other half of WHAM!
How do I start a joke thread in the Pit?
If I can deadlift more than I weigh, why can’t I lift myself in the air by pulling up on the arms of my chair?
How do lesbians have sex, and can I watch?
My thermos keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. How does it know which is which?
Which end of a screwdriver is up?
I lost a pig in my bathtub. How do I find it?
If all the passengers on an airplane farted at the same time would a duck’s quack echo the third word that ends in ‘gry’?
What do you mean, “one out of every five people in the world is Chinese?” There’s five people in my family and none of us is Chinese!
My golden retriever can’t smell gold. Is he defective or I am just not digging in the right place?
I can’t understand my grandfather when he talks. Is he speaking Old English?
Where can I get a good supply of burnt-out light bulbs to use in my darkroom?
If John James Audubon had gotten his way and the turkey had become the national bird, would we eat bald eagles at Thanksgiving?
If a tree fell in the forest, and then sprang right back up again as a joke, would the squirrels freak out?
You people are going to get me fired for laughing too much at screen…
How does my VCR know what to record if I don’t have my TV on?
Why does my SDMB screen look so much different than it did Sunday?
How do engineers steer their trains?
Why can’t I call someone a troll?
Why did the automatic cup holder on my PC break off?
I’m supposed to scan a document. I held it up to the screen and hit the return key but nothing happened. Should I have used the ANY key instead?
Too many deer are being killed by cars near my house. How do I get the highway department to move the deer crosing somewhere else?
How come airplanes don’t have to flap their wings, but birds do?
Why do birds
Suddenly appear
Every time
You are near?
Is there death after life?
Suggest some good names for a sock!
THE NAZI MODS BANNED ME-HOW TO GET AROUND AN IP BAN HOW-TO!
Ask the Banned Poster with 15 socks!
At a formal dinner, when is it appropriate to tell the hostess “Gotcha Ya?”
Which dinner utensil is most appropriate for cutting the cheese?
What is the appropriate way, in a formal setting, to eat Circus Peanuts? Must I serve Kraut juice in a wine glass (and what type)?
What wine goes best with grenadine?