Can I ask a question?
How do I post to this thread? 
Just how did Peabody set the Wayback Machine?
(Pulls shirt up) What has Lobsang got that I ain’t got?
Style, mayhaps?
What’s the plural of Uranus?
Where’s the loo?! I’m burstin!!
(15 socks? ouch, one odd sock)
What was that really good question I just thought of but then forgot?
If you’re so smart, why are you still writing columns for the Chicago Reader?*
*It’s a joke, I’m not serious, please don’t ban me
How do I turn off the signature below my post in this version of VBulletin?
Aww come on, what was it? I know I know this. What was it?
It was just a minute ago, how can I have forgotten it?
Nah forget it it’ll come to me.
Bargg! What the hell was it?
Friggin frig! … ALMOST!. nah it’s gone.
wiat!
nope!
Ah it was! I remember now!!! Nope. Gone again.
Aww bugger, this’ll bug me all night.
I should just do something else and let my subconscious remember.
It was about something erm, sort of like those, y’know things.
them things that do that thing where they er, sort of, whatsit! aw damn damn arse!
Why doesn’t the car steer by itself when I turn on the cruise control?
Who is San Andreas, and why will it be his fault if California falls into the ocean?
I’m a major Spinal Tap fan and really dig their movie, but where can I find copies of their older albums?
How come they made all those old movies in black and white? Didn’t they know color looks better?
Can I fly around the world in 24 hours by going up in a helicopter and just hovering?
Whilst making instant coffee I accidentally mis-read the instructions and poured boiling water in my eye. Can I sue?
(this is a great thread!)
How much would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
How much ground round would a hound dog hog if a ground hog was round ground? --Walt Kelly
If I express an opinion in the forest and my S/O is nowhere around, am I still wrong?
If I close my eyes and type randomly, what are the chances I’ll come up with the Great Canadian Novel? Would I have to have it published by Random House? Wouldn’t that make it the Great American Novel?
How about poetry?
Whats that tingling sensation after ingesting Draino?
Does this mole look like Gregory Peck to you?
y do u d00dz not bow down b4 me cuz I m 1337?
What’s so random about Random House anyways?
He would chuck, as he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 
How do I format my hard drive without losing anything?
Why do spammers ignore my requests to remove my email address?
Where can I find MP3s that aren’t listed on Kazaa?
When you finish eating a donut, where does the hole go?